The Top 16 Chapters in "Sex for Dummies"

[tazdev]

16. Evolution 101: Why Dummies Might Actually Make Poor Sex Partners

15. Troubleshooting for Do-It-Yourselfers (NOTE: Memorize this chapter *before* you go blind.)

14. Oh, God! Yes!! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!!: The Missionary Position

13. Am I a Tab A or a Slot B?

12. Engineering Secrets of the Bra: Removal in 14 Simple Steps

11. The Face: How to Tell Your Lover Apart from All Those Other People

10. Chapter 4: No, You Don't *Actually* Blow

9. Stop Masturbating, She's Real!

8. You're Britney, I'm Strom: Introduction to Role Playing

7. Foreplay: Not Just for Her Birthday, Chester

6. Putting the Condom on a Banana is Just for *Practice*, Dumbass

5. Crouching Doggie and Hidden Missionary: A Guide to Sexual Positions

4. "Alternate" Lifestyles: Pokeman?

3. Hey! Watch Those Teeth, Vampira!!

2. Sexual Physics: The Round Peg/Round Hole Theory

and the Number 1 Chapter in "Sex for Dummies"...

Chapter 1: Mayor McWeiner and the Clamburglar

[Ssom]

Originally posted by tazdev
16. Evolution 101: Why Dummies Might Actually Make Poor Sex Partners

15. Troubleshooting for Do-It-Yourselfers (NOTE: Memorize this chapter *before* you go blind.)

14. Oh, God! Yes!! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!!: The Missionary Position

13. Am I a Tab A or a Slot B?

12. Engineering Secrets of the Bra: Removal in 14 Simple Steps

11. The Face: How to Tell Your Lover Apart from All Those Other People

10. Chapter 4: No, You Don't *Actually* Blow

9. Stop Masturbating, She's Real!

8. You're Britney, I'm Strom: Introduction to Role Playing

7. Foreplay: Not Just for Her Birthday, Chester

6. Putting the Condom on a Banana is Just for *Practice*, Dumbass

5. Crouching Doggie and Hidden Missionary: A Guide to Sexual Positions

4. "Alternate" Lifestyles: Pokeman?

3. Hey! Watch Those Teeth, Vampira!!

2. Sexual Physics: The Round Peg/Round Hole Theory

and the Number 1 Chapter in "Sex for Dummies"...

Chapter 1: Mayor McWeiner and the Clamburglar

Am I too young to get this????

[tazdev]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi



Am I too young to get this????

obviously

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi



Am I too young to get this????

You're too young to even be viewing this! This thread has been officially designated "Rated R", for adult content, some violence, heavy drug and alcohol abuse.

[taranaki]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


You're too young to even be viewing this! This thread has been officially designated "Rated R", for adult content, some violence, heavy drug and alcohol abuse.

If it's a type R thread,how come it doesn't load faster......?

[Damien]

Originally posted by taranaki


If it's a type R thread,how come it doesn't load faster......?

I get it taz!!! Moss.....:cwn27:

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


You're too young to even be viewing this! This thread has been officially designated "Rated R", for adult content, some violence, heavy drug and alcohol abuse.

Ok - wheres that alcohol that needs the abuse

[Damien]

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Ok - wheres that alcohol that needs the abuse

*Hiccup* I fond it! *Hiccup* :buck:buck

[Ssom]

Originally posted by Damien


*Hiccup* I fond it! *Hiccup* :buck:buck

Aw, c'mon, SHARE IT AROUND!!!!!!:smoker: :licker:

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by taranaki


If it's a type R thread,how come it doesn't load faster......?

WHY YOU FSA;DLKFJALCKNASDTJKYASE[IOJS/XDESRYUTOQWEIRTASLJKYFH;AMNFALJKXHV;XJKCMVB.,ZXCJG FIOSD7TGQ[WETRHNOSDIUYFGApSJDH;SLMFTGHDVHJ[D97FAUEFLSAKHVUHS;JFHS!!!!!!!!


There, got that out of my system.