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02-10-2005, 07:49 PM
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Calling AF: Evil Help Required
The Situation
My best mate is taking a few days of annual leave at the moment. This means his boss is reading all of his work emails. I need something to send to start office rumours, basically so he won't come back with a smile on his face. This is the opportunity for the best COT practical joke of all time. It needs to be planned and co ordinated, so first of all we need a theme. Eg. convince them he's having a gay affair etc. Then we need someone good to author the thing and finally I will send and report back results. Go for it my minions... 
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02-10-2005, 07:57 PM
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I wouldnt do somethign that gets him fired, gay affair sounds like it would eb hilarious, without knowing the boss, or what he is like its hard to say. is he down with joking around, or is he a strict son of a bitch, if he is strict, even somethign like personal use of work e-mail may get him in trouble.
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02-10-2005, 08:00 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
Dunno - nothing malicious or slanderous (OK, a bit of mud slinging), basically something that will be funny when it comes out it was all a joke.
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02-10-2005, 08:18 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
I say send him some emails, In a reply format so it shows the orginal messege. Make it sound gay as hell be like "I cant wait to meet at that sex shop when you get back" etc etc. Some subcribitions to gay porn websites etc etc.
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02-10-2005, 08:39 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
No, no, no. Nothing so obvious. Something with a bit of subtlety that will just make people start to ask questions...
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02-10-2005, 08:40 PM
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02-10-2005, 08:54 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
Don't know anything about the boss.
What do you want to know about M?
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02-10-2005, 08:59 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
If the boss is married, I would fake that he is having an affair with the boss' wife. If the boss is single, then say he's having an affair with the secretary. I don't know, can't think of anything else. Maybe that he's a transsexual or something.
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02-10-2005, 09:01 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
Alright, how close is your mate with your boss? Sexualy or non-sexually it doesn't matter.
Does your friend have a wife/gf that the boss would know about? Does yuor friend seem to be a shy, quiet guy or is he like a crazy man? Gimem some details on his personality
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02-10-2005, 09:09 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
NFI about the boss - simply because he's got a few and I don't know who will be reading them.
Marty - outgoing personality, but with some definate reservations. I would guess he is quietly efficient at work.
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02-10-2005, 09:10 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
Make it look like he is trying to ignore the gay guy or he keep contacting the gay guy, like stop calling me for the last time I'm not interested with you it was just a one night stand and I don't think I could ever let my kids or wife down on something like that. Or make it really gross and go into detail about how excited the other person would be to see him again and say something like it's my turn next weekend my ass is still swollen...something along those lines will allow hilarity to ensue
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02-10-2005, 09:12 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
Let's play on his work.
Do you all have your own cubicle, office? Make it seem like he enslaves his cooworkers to do his stuff while he leaves the office to go party with some wives.....something liek that tell me if it's good enough
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02-10-2005, 09:14 PM
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Re: Calling AF: Evil Help Required
 Keep em coming.
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