In the "strange sign" category

[YogsVR4]

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

Outside a radiator repair shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

In a nonsmoking area: "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a
car payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you
coming."

[JD@af]

Nice to see there are some clever individuals still out there using their brains to add creativity to the generic and bland aspects of our culture :ylsuper Thanks, Yogs.

[KatWoman]

Originally posted by YogsVR4

"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a
car payment."

LOL I've have seen this as a bumper sticker on a few tow trucks....here comes the repo man

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by YogsVR4

In a nonsmoking area: "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

Lol, thats funny

how about these, they may not be as clever as yours Yogs but I thought them funny.

Used Car Dealership: "This lot is guarded 2 nights a week by man armed with sawed off shotgun, you guess which 2 nights"

On Redneck Farm Next Door to my Parents House(Please note this "sign" was a piece of roofing tin spraypainted with red spraypaint:

"No Hunting, No Fishing, No Trespassing, That Means Stay The Hell Out!!!"

Ahh yes, good old rednecks, always so tactful

[Judge]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
In a nonsmoking area: "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

:hehehe: :coolguy: