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View Poll Results: What should we do with Bin Laden
Shove bamboo poles up his bum hole 6 14.63%
Give him a sex change and send him back to the taliban 8 19.51%
Tie him to a poll in the middle of NYC and let them have some fun 20 48.78%
Just shoot the bastard in the head 7 17.07%
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Old 11-13-2001, 02:18 PM
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Bin Laden punishment

What do you think we should do to the bastard if we capture him before we blow his ass up.
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I like option #3, but I voted #2 because #3 would be too quick. He'd be dead awfully quick.. the sex change might cause him some more humiliation and suffering before he expired. Though none of these punishments will serve him right: THE MOST HATED MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES DESERVES PUNISHMENT AND SUFFERING THAT NOTHING ON EARTH CAN RIGHTFULLY DELIVER TO HIM
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i chose the first one, i don't think havin a seat on bamboo stick would be very pleasant lol

that's how they ust to kill people back in the day like a thousand years ago..... if enemies attacked the ones they captured live, they would put them on big pointy polls, and the people would be on them while alive, their weight ends up ripping their anus and proceeds on killing them in a really painful way
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their weight ends up ripping their anus and proceeds on killing them in a really painful way
NO SHIT! Man, I have thankfully never heard of that until just now. That is pretty harsh.. perhaps a good way to take out Osama afterall...
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He definitely needs something sloooow and painful!!! I go with #3!
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NO SHIT! Man, I have thankfully never heard of that until just now. That is pretty harsh.. perhaps a good way to take out Osama afterall...
lol... they last like 3 days on the polls too... so they can still talk and moan while there insides are getting ripped apart by a pole
From what i've seen/heard the poles were pretty big too like the diameter of like 5 inches.... i don't know how they get somebodies anus on somethin that big, but i know it can't be too comfortable :apuke:

oh man, it's disgusting, i don't think i'm gunna talk about it anymore
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Exclamation gang$tarr

:apuke: HOLY SHIT!! PLEASE STOP!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! :cry:







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I went with #3 since that is what I had posted a while back!

But he/she needs to be gaged with all them kinky stuff the have in S.F.

OOOh read power exchange post in stress relief! Good stories of that place.
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Taliban supreme leader Mullah Mohammed Omar

This is the bastard that needs to die!!
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Taliban supreme leader Mullah Mohammed Omar

This is the bastard that needs to die!!
I agree - he needs to go too.

If I could only pick one of the punshments listed. I too would pick the pinata treatment. But I can think of far more painful and humilliating methods to send him screaming into hell with.













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I agree - he needs to go too.

If I could only pick one of the punshments listed. I too would pick the pinata treatment. But I can think of far more painful and humilliating methods to send him screaming into hell with.
I would like to here all sugestions.
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Other then the Pinata treatment, start with some bambo shoots up the fingernails. After hes done screaming or recovered from passing out, pour a bit of kerosene on them and light them fuckers up. Let it burn the ends of his fingers off and then put them out. Now that his fingers are gone, strip him down, shave him and toss him in some poison ivy. Let him rot in a 3X3 box for four days without food and the ability to scratch. (not to mention move).

Bring him out of the box and immediatly chop off his feet. Now make sure you dont kill him (yet). Bring him back to health.

Now that hes recovered some, he should be starving. So what you do is slice off his dick. Take it away and put it in a blender with some other food and make a shake out of it. Give him the shake after another day when the pains subsided and he'll eat anything. Once he's finished, inform him of what hes done. Laugh your ass off at him.

Now I would say go to the piniata treatment by stringing up by the wrists and let the crowd beat him nearly to death.

Once hes just about dead, heal him up just enough so hes consious and then toss him in with some hungry hogs. They'll devour him. What a way for a Muslim to go! Eaten by a cloved hooved animal.

That sounds about the best punishment for that fucker I can think of at the moment.













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I say tie up Bin Laden and the Taliban leaders. Then take the fleas of a thousand camels and release them upon their bodies After the fleas are done with em then lock em in a closet full of scorpions and killer bees.
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