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Old 10-03-2004, 03:37 PM
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cockfight

A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, "Get out, old man! This is my barn now!."
"Tell you what," says the old rooster. "I'll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks."
The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. THe farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away.
"Damnit," says the farmer. "That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month!"
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Re: cockfight

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Re: cockfight

rofl! awesome!
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Re: cockfight

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Re: Re: cockfight

Awsome... lol
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LMFAO. That one is a classic.
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Re: cockfight

awww poor chicken
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LOL! That was hilarious!
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Re: cockfight

hahaha, very funny stuff
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haha that rooster got
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hehe... stupid rooster
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Re: cockfight

yeah, you get all the chicks. that was good all on its own.
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lmao, thats hilarious
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