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Old 10-15-2001, 09:00 AM   #1
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and on the 8th day there was created......

And, lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods, when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the
best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And Dot said, "There will be a lot of banging in the land."

And Abraham replied, "It is my most fervent wish that this be so." And
the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had, at the top price, without ever moving from his tent.

But his success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secret himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading.

And the young did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly
to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.

And, lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real riches were
going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up
every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would only work if you bought Brother William's drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known, "eBay," he said, "We need a name of a service that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

"Whoopee!" said Abraham.

"No, YAHOO!" said Dot Com.
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Old 10-15-2001, 09:04 AM   #2
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Ironic, isn't it!:hehe::hehe::hehe:
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Old 10-15-2001, 11:28 PM   #3
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Don't ya think?
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Old 10-16-2001, 01:55 AM   #4
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ROLTFLOL!!!!! That took a minute to click, but its damn funny!!!!
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LOL :hehehe: that was brilliant

good job moppie, did you write that yourself?
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LOL :hehehe: that was brilliant

good job moppie, did you write that yourself?

No, im not creative.
I got it in an email form a mate, I have no idea where he got it from.
It'll be on a website some where.
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Old 10-17-2001, 03:23 AM   #7
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Tired... too lazy to read that long ass post...
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