One for the kiwis.

[slave]

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
> Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the
> problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no
male gorillas of the species available.
>
>
> While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Mick, a
> big Kiwi lad, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Mick, like
> most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample
> ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo administrators
thought they might have a solution. Mick was approached with a
> proposition.
>
>
> Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Mick
> showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
> carefully. The following day, Mick announced that he would accept
> their offer, only under three conditions:
>
>
> "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss 'er."
>
>
> "Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus."
>
>
> The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
> asked what was his third condition.
>
>
> "Wull," said Mick, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the
> $500."

[YogsVR4]

good one

[Toksin]

Heheheheheheh.

Cept I've never heard of a kiwi called Mick, only Aussies

[freakray]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Heheheheheheh.

Cept I've never heard of a kiwi called Mick, only Aussies

And Irishmen....oh wait, the Aussies were Irish....

Never mind.....

[slave]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Heheheheheheh.

Cept I've never heard of a kiwi called Mick, only Aussies

Keep posting like that mate.... you just prove to AF why we rip you lot off all the time...

[jon@af]

I love a good joke.

[FireBball972]

hahaha, nice one

i didn't know what to expect at the beginning

[Oz]

[korndogg]

hah!

[pickle]

I was laughing after the first part ;/

[tazdev]

Originally Posted by slave

Keep posting like that mate.... you just prove to AF why we rip you lot off all the time...

one problem with that though Slave Tokkie aint one of us . . . . damn imports

[Toksin]

Not for much longer bro...sent the kiwification forms off on Friday...

[tazdev]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Toksin]

Soon I'll be able to bludfe off the government and take my rightful place on the dole.


GOD BLESS NEW ZEALAND AND THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA

[Jimster]

AND ITALY BECAUSE NZ'S FINEST EXPORTS (Me and my Steinlager) LIVE THERE