Nominations for an AF'er who should apply?

[taranaki]

Unique Opportunity for Unemployed Dirtbag - 24

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: Tue Sep 30 01:08:01 2003


My Problem: I share a 2-bedroom apartment with a slovenly, inconsiderate, self-righteous guy. His repulsive girlfriend comes over for semi-nude couch groping, and they both emit a foul hippie stink. I want to chew my own arm off and beat them with it. I'm itching for some payback.
Where you come in: I need a phony boyfriend to lounge on our couch, swill beer, scratch and belch, openly grope me in a shocking fashion, and then have loud, keep-him-up-all-night-while-he-struggles-in-vain to-go-to-sleep sex with me (weeknights after 10 are preferable). And if you could find it in your heart to spend the night so that the next morning he'd see you wearing boxers and rooting through the fridge I'd be extra grateful, although this is not required. I'm also open to screaming "couple fights", and you hitting on his girlfriend and/or him.
Me: 24, attractive, 5'8", athletic body, red hair, brown eyes, a hellcat in bed
You: Between 21 and 27, Attractive enough that he'll buy it, preferably tall and muscular/athletic, hopefully also fun in bed
Compensation: I'm afraid the extra loud sex will have to be enough as I can't afford to pay you (no s&m, role-playing, etc., just plain old sport fucking). I supply the beer and condoms.
Location: Williamsburg
Stipulations: Must be available weeknights and once or twice on the weekends (I'm hoping you can come over at least 3 times in the next 2-3 weeks), must not be allergic to cats, must NOT become his new best friend and stab me in the back
Contact Info: Please send me a photo and a brief note. References are not required. Serious inquiries only please.




it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around Williamsburg

[turbo2nr]

taranaki i always taught you were a male.. maybe i miss read the post... or you were being sarstic or sumthing..

[Jimster]

Don't worry people, I'll step up and take the hit

[KustmAce]

Kind of a "My Big Fat Obnoxious Roommate" deal?

[jon@af]

Lets see...drink beer, be rude, grope her, and have loud sex...

Where do I sign up?

[Soyo]

shes probably not even hot

[ac427cpe]

is it even a she? o_0

[Janet Reno]

Did you hear?! She's also open to "screaming couple fights" and hitting on his girlfriend and/or him!!

[Prelewd]

If someone does do it.. make sure to bring the digi.

[primera man]

Mr T....You still bloody here !!!!

[taranaki]

Gaining on you slowly,you old whore.

[RSX-S777]

Hmm...violent gay sex and screaming bitch fights. Doesn't get any better than that!

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by J_Swigz

Lets see...drink beer, be rude, grope her, and have loud sex...

Where do I sign up?

AND she's a redhead!!

[zebrathree]

Mmmmm, Reeeaadddheaaaddss.

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by Toksin

AND she's a redhead!!

Well...we don't know if it's natural....yet....