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04-30-2004, 08:00 PM
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Worst One Night Stand Stories....
My first night in college I make a bet with my new roommates on the way to a party. We all chip in 50 bucks and decide that the first person to get lucky wins the pot (150$). So we all get to the party, get pissed and I leave with some random girl. We do it (very poorly). Later I roll out of bed and say Im really drunk, feeling sick and need to leave. So while I'm putting my shoes on I wonder how to prove the deed was done. I see her underwear and snatch it, stuff it in my pocket and jet. I get back, assemble my new friends, pull out the panties and there's a fucking SKIDMARK in them! :22yikes: I won the bet, but lost my dignity that night. I NEVER lived it down either- that story was told and retold for the next 4 years. The worst part is that the girl ended up in my freshman year Astronomy class
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04-30-2004, 08:41 PM
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Re: Worst One Night Stand Stories....
LMFAO!!!! oh man thats funny..a skidmark lmao
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04-30-2004, 08:43 PM
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Re: Worst One Night Stand Stories....
hahaha thats awesome!
although, it might not have the best idea to tell every one on AF
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04-30-2004, 09:18 PM
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Re: Worst One Night Stand Stories....
skidmarks hahahah that's nasty, hopefully you didn't put it in the crusty hole.
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04-30-2004, 09:44 PM
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Re: Re: Worst One Night Stand Stories....
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04-30-2004, 09:52 PM
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Re: Worst One Night Stand Stories....
o like you asses never had that problem
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04-30-2004, 09:54 PM
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Re: Worst One Night Stand Stories....
i have skidmarks on my computer chair!
now i know that's getting you all turned on.
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04-30-2004, 10:05 PM
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Re: Worst One Night Stand Stories....
is it funny that the above 2 have since been banned, or just me? lol
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04-30-2004, 10:09 PM
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05-01-2004, 01:04 AM
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lol nice one
funny story someone told me a while back.. not sure if it actually happened tho. the next morning he wakes up to realise he shit the bed.. quickly the guy grabs the turd and smears it on her ass.. just before leaving he writes a note for her, exclaiming, "I can't believe you shit the bed".
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05-01-2004, 01:14 AM
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Re: Worst One Night Stand Stories....
That was on a fitness forum. The guy shit himself and rubbed it all over her, then sneaked out. A link to it was posted here.
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05-01-2004, 01:00 PM
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Re: Worst One Night Stand Stories....
Such colourful topics we have.
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05-01-2004, 01:32 PM
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 This brings new meaning to the term dirty girl. Man that is so sick. By the way was this girl attractive at all?
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05-01-2004, 03:45 PM
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 Anyway, if I said "Yes, she was attractive", would that make the situation any less horrific? She was OK...cute enough to sleep with, average enough to sleep with you after meeting you only 45 minutes earlier. I remember only two things to this day- large cans and....the skid (insert ominous music here).
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