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Old 04-14-2004, 10:21 AM   #1
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Arrow Lingerie...

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to buy lingerie for his wife

and he is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in

price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer

item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.



He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model

it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that

it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and

return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself. So she appears

naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.



The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least

iron it!"



>Funeral Services are pending.
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Old 04-14-2004, 02:21 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAH nice
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Old 04-14-2004, 03:01 PM   #3
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HAHa..ha..h...ewww
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Old 04-14-2004, 04:58 PM   #4
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Funeral Services are pending.
That made the joke













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Old 04-14-2004, 05:13 PM   #5
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gross
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:44 PM   #6
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Re: Re: Lingerie...

Oh good lord, My girl smacked the shit outta me for laughing so hard at that!!
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Old 04-14-2004, 07:23 PM   #8
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Lmao!!!!!
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great
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:rolf:

w/ Yogs!!!
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