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Come on now, we've all been flabergasted by a hottie (or someone real ugly) and said something stupid in front of/to them. What was the stupidest/worst thing you've said?
Me: "Wow, you have really nice breasts!" Her: "What?!" Me: "Er..." her: "Ew, you asshole!"
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Hey cuttie, wanna go make out in my Pontiac Aztec?Her reply, " I'd rather be seen riding in a 76 Chevy Vega! |
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Hi, Carguy I see the Aztec getting used again please fill me in, what do they look like and what's wrong with them. Thanks
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To my fiance:
"Tyra Banks has spectacular breasts."
Jeez, I'm an idiot! |
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me: ur sister has a nice rack. she sure is hot.
her: smacks me in the facesure fucked that up good me: i normally dont date girls over 200lbs but i made an exception for u. good thing i said that one on the phone. all she did was hang up
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Back in my day we didn't have all this fancy birth control shit; like pulling out. ![]() :flamer: :monkeypis :bathroom::rocket: :badass: |
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Do you really need a bra for them....(they where so small !!!).....never saw her again...LOL
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Pretty much amazing
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Ah, I haven't ever done aything nearly that bad. I hate to be you guys if you said that.
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Its Ugliness beyond description......If there were automotive freekshows, it would be the main attraction! |
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Thanks carguy, now I know why people joke about them
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GTO, check out "Aztek vs. Echo" topic in Cars In General -> Car Comparisons. I posted a couple pics of one there.
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To my friend's GF (while i was drunk) : You know, dave really loves ya, but you reallt need to put out more.
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Yeah, good job guys. Perhaps before saying anything from now on, edit anything out that involves breasts. At least until like the third date or so.
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I always say mean things, so I accidenly let it slip on my bitch sometimes.
Some of the regulars are:Do you think I'm as stupid as you look? You put the "ho" in "whoa"! (Friends, mom, brother, etc.) ......have a room temperature I.Q. I have a lot more, but I am too busy yelling at my half dead gramda on the phone. Maybe she will kick the bucket and leave me that whole 5 dollars she was thinking about giving me for my birthday. |
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Pretty much amazing
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You are mean!
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(as this group of girls walk by) "Hey, it's the Hooooeeee Traaaiinnnn!!"
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