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Old 04-13-2001, 10:41 PM   #1
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Come on now, we've all been flabergasted by a hottie (or someone real ugly) and said something stupid in front of/to them. What was the stupidest/worst thing you've said?
Me:
"Wow, you have really nice breasts!"
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"What?!"
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"Er..."
her:
"Ew, you asshole!"
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Hey cuttie, wanna go make out in my Pontiac Aztec?

Her reply, " I'd rather be seen riding in a 76 Chevy Vega!
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Hi, Carguy I see the Aztec getting used again please fill me in, what do they look like and what's wrong with them. Thanks
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Old 04-14-2001, 03:36 AM   #4
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"Tyra Banks has spectacular breasts."

Jeez, I'm an idiot!
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me: ur sister has a nice rack. she sure is hot.
her: smacks me in the face

sure fucked that up good

me: i normally dont date girls over 200lbs but i made an exception for u. good thing i said that one on the phone. all she did was hang up
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Do you really need a bra for them....(they where so small !!!).....never saw her again...LOL
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Ah, I haven't ever done aything nearly that bad. I hate to be you guys if you said that.
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Hi, Carguy I see the Aztec getting used again please fill me in, what do they look like and what's wrong with them. Thanks
Lets see....an Aztek looks like somebody tried to stack an old Pontiac Sunbird on top of a 79 Mustang and gave it a high & wide ass-end.......

Its Ugliness beyond description......If there were automotive freekshows, it would be the main attraction!
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Thanks carguy, now I know why people joke about them
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GTO, check out "Aztek vs. Echo" topic in Cars In General -> Car Comparisons. I posted a couple pics of one there.
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To my friend's GF (while i was drunk) : You know, dave really loves ya, but you reallt need to put out more.
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Yeah, good job guys. Perhaps before saying anything from now on, edit anything out that involves breasts. At least until like the third date or so.
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I always say mean things, so I accidenly let it slip on my bitch sometimes. Some of the regulars are:

Do you think I'm as stupid as you look?

You put the "ho" in "whoa"!

(Friends, mom, brother, etc.) ......have a room temperature I.Q.

I have a lot more, but I am too busy yelling at my half dead gramda on the phone. Maybe she will kick the bucket and leave me that whole 5 dollars she was thinking about giving me for my birthday.

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You are mean!
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