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01-09-2002, 02:23 PM
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Looking for bad jokes? Look no further...
A guy applies to the welfare office.
They ask why he needs financial assistance. "I'm having trouble with my eyes," the man says. "I can't see myself getting any work." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy got his date out on a country road and pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out. She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100 bill in her purse and she'd buy gas, but he'd have to walk to town to get it. He said he had to pee first. While he was doing his business, the girl decided to light a match near the gas neck to see if there was any gas in there. There was a big explosion, and she called out to him, "Honey, help me find my purse, it's got my $100 in it!" He replied, "Hell with that. Help me find my right hand, it's got my dick in it!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Read each line ALOUD: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumbass cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is about cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. --------------------------------------------------------------------- This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to try. She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of Bailey's. The other full of lime juice. She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when she's enthusiastic. First he swallows the Bailey's. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth. Then he chugs the lime juice. After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth. Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice. Three seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess. As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob Revenge'."
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01-10-2002, 01:50 AM
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Q: What's miles long, has the name "Bob" many times, and only one tooth???
A: The West Virginia unemployment line. Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth? A: De"calf"inated Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Oh, and incase you didn't read my signature lately... 
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01-10-2002, 03:23 AM
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Re: Looking for bad jokes? Look no further...
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01-10-2002, 07:57 AM
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 thank god i'm going on holiday on Sunday for a week of RnR
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01-10-2002, 10:45 AM
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I really liked the one cat one. Have to use that one at work hahaha
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01-10-2002, 10:46 AM
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01-10-2002, 02:55 PM
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More on topic tho, Sometimes I find the bad jokes funnier than ones ppl say are good, it just depends on my mood.
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