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02-26-2004, 04:26 PM
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Lady At the Bar & Bus stop blonde...(double punishment)
There was a lady at a bar. Every time she wanted a drink she would raise her hand. She had very bad armpit hair.
The Bartender was getting really grossed out and told the man sitting at the bar that next time she did that he was not going to give her a drink. One minute later she said, ''Bartender, Bartender, get me another drink.'' The bartender said no. The man sitting there said, ''Oh give the poor ballerina another drink.'' The bartender said, ''How do you know she is a ballerina?'' The man replied, ''Well anyone that can lift there leg that high must be a ballerina!''  Bus Stop Blondes Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry.'' At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ''Will it take ME?''
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02-26-2004, 04:33 PM
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I’m getting worried about you Tonio. Your jokes are getting worse and worse!
  
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02-26-2004, 04:36 PM
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Re: Lady At the Bar & Bus stop blonde...(double punishment)
Thank you! I aim to NOT please!!!
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02-26-2004, 04:44 PM
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Re: Re: Lady At the Bar & Bus stop blonde...(double punishment)
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02-26-2004, 04:45 PM
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That was real funny,NOT!!!!!
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02-26-2004, 05:49 PM
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Re: Lady At the Bar & Bus stop blonde...(double punishment)
 dude i love the blonded lmfao and the lady at the bar...DAMN!
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02-26-2004, 06:00 PM
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Re: Lady At the Bar & Bus stop blonde...(double punishment)
i look forward to them
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02-26-2004, 06:29 PM
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Re: Lady At the Bar & Bus stop blonde...(double punishment)
Sadly enough, I scan for Tonio's threads...
 Ballerina's though, no, not true. I dated one.
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02-26-2004, 09:05 PM
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HA HA, good one's Tonio
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02-26-2004, 11:54 PM
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Re: Re: Lady At the Bar & Bus stop blonde...(double punishment)
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02-26-2004, 11:57 PM
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Re: Lady At the Bar & Bus stop blonde...(double punishment)
I won't post the Super Saffie pic then.
See Dave, I told you that camera would bite you in the arse!
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02-27-2004, 12:10 AM
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Re: Lady At the Bar & Bus stop blonde...(double punishment)
OZ!!!! You are a god of bad taste bro!!! That pic and your fucking sig, omg.
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