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Old 02-12-2004, 10:58 PM   #1
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Need some more advice

Alright situation's changed a little bit.

I went out for a swim tonight, only to come back to my dorm room flipped entirely upside down and inside out. All my clothes got folded inside out and put back in my drawer, all my shirts, inside out and put back, all my hygiene products in the place of my model cars. My bed inside out, even peanut butter packets got flipped upside down.

To say the least I was PISSED. Anyways, after some help from the friends and 45 min, we got everything switched back to normal. Then, a few minutes ago,t he culprits returned to the scene of the crime, three chicks from down the hall, inspecting their work. They said they wanted some water, but my friend pointed out that tow of them had purschased bottled 2four's just the other day. Anyways, we're sure it was them, guys don't fold others guys clothes.

To get to the point, I'm asking for what AF is always good for, revenge strategies.

Almost anything goes, it can't be a fire hazard, but anything causing embarrassament, pain, extreme trauma, permanent epidermal discolouring and personal injury I'm up for, I'm pissed, and heterosexual.
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Old 02-12-2004, 11:44 PM   #2
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put a big fat dildow in each of there back pacs or purses or somthin
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Old 02-13-2004, 12:13 AM   #3
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hide all their hygiene products and find some mens briefs and replace their undies(not trying to make that sound like a panty raid thing).

Or...

Get the door handle to their dorm changed and get it with a lock so only you have the key.

Dont know what good those are. Good luck

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Coat their tampons in chilli powder. I'm a bad, bad man.
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Old 02-13-2004, 12:35 AM   #5
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Coat their tampons in chilli powder. I'm a bad, bad man.
Oz, yes you are a bad bad man. I love your idea
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Coat their tampons in chilli powder. I'm a bad, bad man.
LOL!!!

Yeah, put a dildo. Or hang their panties in the hallway. Or get something that will stain real bad and spill it in thier closet...like soy sauce.
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Coat their tampons in chilli powder. I'm a bad, bad man.

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Sorry mate, but what happened to your room was fucking hilarious. Don't you lock your rooms?

Anyways..revenge...

Is there a PA? Or a message board? Put up a sign saying "XXX your vibrators have been found, please collect them etc etc" or a sign saying they've been stolen.

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Coat EVERYTHING, EVERY SINGLE LITTLE THING in their ENTIRE ROOMS in shrinkwrap.
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Coat their tampons in chilli powder. I'm a bad, bad man.

It wont work unless they are complete idiots... I would never use a tampon that has been opened. Especially one with red powder on it.
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Put itching powder in their clothes or bed. Or take a crap on the floor in their room.
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Switch their contraception for laxatives.
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ok here you go...ive done this it works...hahaha
you take baby powder and put it on the floor at the bottom of the door ...use a hair dryer and blow it under the door....man what a mess and it works
done it 2 times....hahahahahahaha...college go figure what you learn
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Awesome ideas guys, I like the baby powder and shrink wrap ones the best so far. I also wanted to get itching powder in there, but we'll see.

Toksin, I don't normally lock the room, but me and another friend were in a prank war just a few days ago ( I have rigged up a system to knock a cup of water once the door opener, I got him going into his room, then ocne more when he came donw the hall after me, this is also the guy that started the other thread about my.... preferences) and we just called a truce the other day, so I unlocked my room, and this happens.

and we did get confirmation today as to who it was, one of the girl's firends slipped up at breakfast, so we have targets, time to go shopping.
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Re: Re: Need some more advice

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Switch their contraception for laxatives.
hehe, or switch their birthcontrol(if they're on it) with allergy medicine that looks the same. Put saran wrap on their toilet seat. I've done it before and it works great!
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laugh it off and have a foursome.
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