I humped a door to door magazine seller

[Ricochet]

Let's just say this turned out like some great porno you've all got stacked under your beds. This hot blonde chick with big boobs rings my doorbell while I'm in some sweatpants and a tshirt just out of the shower. I invite her in where it's warm and give her a drink and she's trying to sell me magazines and shit. We end up getting real flirty or whatever, talking about how she should be in the panty mags instead of trying to sell them and she's telling me how good I smell, the next thing I know we're making out. Things roll on and we're upstairs getting into it, and the whole time I was thinking man this IS just like some crazy porno, this is awesome! I strapped on a cap because god knows how many times she's done this.. So we finished up and I saw her out the door, then she asked again if I wanted to buy a magazine. I didn't mean to be rude but I said nah, thanks for stopping by though.

[TexasF355F1]

That's classic! I think that's the best story I've ever heard. And you didn't even buy a magazine.

[Zcaithaca]

sounds too good to be true....

[Ricochet]

I know, I almost didn't post it because of the possible bs flags, but every dog has his day.. just thought I'd share mine.

[chicago_guy]

We're not worthy! We're not worthy! Man I would kill to fuck a hot blonde big chested magazine seller. Now the only thing that would have made it perfect would be some nice mellow porn music playing in the background....lol.

[MBTN]

LMAO! Didn't even buy a magazine...

[tenguzero]

[lordvektra]

dident buy a mag, that was the best part haha. Way to go.

[mycivic]

he got some. give us some too.

wish some hot blonde chick like that sells me magazines too.

[chicago_guy]

Do you even know what magazine she was selling?

[Ricochet]

She had a long list of them and you gotta subscribe. She was carrying a couple popular mags on her like Men's Health, Sports Illustrated, ..some nature one with camping stuff for sale, and a bunch of women's magazines. We were flirting over a bunch of maxim chicks and I was telling her she could be in there and stuff. She wasn't all that, prolly like an 8/10 (which is still plenty fine in my book), but I made her feel like a 10/10.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally Posted by Ricochet

Things roll on and we're upstairs getting into it, and the whole time I was thinking man this IS just like some crazy porno, this is awesome! I strapped on a cap because god knows how many times she's done this..

Maybe you were. You could have been secretly being filmed and find yourself plastered all over the internet!

[chicago_guy]

Originally Posted by Spec2 Girl

Maybe you were. You could have been secretly being filmed and find yourself plastered all over the internet!

Thats what I was thinking! Man I would NOT want to see that flick.

[Ricochet]

Originally Posted by Spec2 Girl

Maybe you were. You could have been secretly being filmed and find yourself plastered all over the internet!

Since I'm a guy I'd be a star, but if I were a girl I'd feel like a humiliated slut so I'm good

[mycivic]

Originally Posted by Spec2 Girl

Maybe you were. You could have been secretly being filmed and find yourself plastered all over the internet!

yeah ricochet, what if it was secretly filmed? what would you do? just curious.