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12-19-2001, 12:45 PM
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Funding the welfare state
 
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I hate my job day....
When You are having an "I hate My job day ...next time try this:
On Your way home from work stop at Your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal themometer made by " Q-tip" make sure that You get this brand. When You get home, lock Your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so that You will not be disturbed for Your therapy. Change into very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on Your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not get chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip" is personally tested" Now close Your eyes and repeat outloud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the "Q-tip" Company " Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!
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12-19-2001, 12:48 PM
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Umm...and just where did you find this nugget of information?
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12-19-2001, 12:50 PM
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? 
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12-19-2001, 02:59 PM
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Um...
Tiptoes away from thread...
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12-19-2001, 03:24 PM
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uhhhh...why did I read that?
*looks around hopin no one saw her, lol*
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12-19-2001, 06:02 PM
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HEHEHE that is funny,But I also am not gonna ask how you got this info..
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Personal Experience, however anyone wants to interpret that.
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12-19-2001, 08:39 PM
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Funding the welfare state
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I see the rectal repressed are bemused.
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