Hot brown poopie, I'm peeved

[speediva]

Damn it!!!!!!!

I was too lazy (and kinda sick) to wash my car by hand today. Since I'm going on a "big" trip for Christmas, I wanted to have a nice, clean car with fresh wax so it doesn't get quite so dirty as it would otherwise. I paid $8 to get a decent wash done at the automatic drive-through place. I then sprayed the tires down and waxed the whole car.

Then I get home and hang out for a while. All of a sudden I hear the noise of a vehicle revving out and the noise isn't "going away". I start thinking that maybe someone is doing donuts in someones yard or someone is stuck in the mud from all the snow melting today. And what do my wandering eyes find... but a damned delivery van in the neighbor's driveway (who lives uphill from us). The van is halfway down the hill in mud, and there is shit sprayed ALL OVER THE DAMN SIDE AND HOOD AND WINDSHIELD OF MY NICE, CLEAN CAR!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit, I know it's not his fault that my car is clean, but even if my car was dirty, I'd still be pissed. Shit, if your damn vehicle is stuck after 5 or 6 times of spinning tire, don't you think YOU'D REALIZE YOUR DAMN VAN IS STUCK AND SPRAYING SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE?????

[Jimster]

Sorry I couldn't help but laugh, I think that qualifies for one of the 94364638536268468453131303843131353524135434643412 131313163468448343165465523515345644141234 Owned pictures floating around the net



Poor Tangie

[chicago_guy]

I hate when shit like that happens. One of two things happen when I wash my car...it either rains....or some damn birds go kamikaze on my car.

[freakray]

What happened to the 'no swearing in thread titles' policy?

[Oz]

Originally Posted by freakray

What happened to the 'no swearing in thread titles' policy?

Fixed.

And Tangie - . That is all.

[Ssom]

Originally Posted by Jimster

Sorry I couldn't help but laugh, I think that qualifies for one of the 94364638536268468453131303843131353524135434643412 131313163468448343165465523515345644141234 Owned pictures floating around the net



Poor Tangie

You;re going to get teh Tangie spankage for that.....




My simple solution is to not clean my car because it's a freaking public toilet for the winged critters

[TexasF355F1]

I know the feeling. It absolutely sux! Hopefully, you can clean it off real fast before you leave though.

[stealthj]

i have a grey colored car....

its really white though....

i never wash my car cuz i know somethign is going to happen to it.....

[YogsVR4]

Rotten thing to happen, but Murphy is alive and well.