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10-17-2003, 07:10 PM
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Just Send The Bottle Back
JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK:
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sent a note of his own back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari, a BMW 745il, Mercedes S500, in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK." "Jim"
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10-17-2003, 07:53 PM
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10-17-2003, 08:39 PM
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that made me chuckle good one  
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10-18-2003, 08:54 AM
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Re: Just Send The Bottle Back
now *that* was funny!
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