Unanswered Questions

[v10_viper]

I know some of these are reposts but I dont think all of them are, questions that will always remain unanswered.

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

[sidewinder69]

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them? (Nice one!!!)

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

No, they beat the shit out of him.........who's he gonna tell?????

Later!!!!!

[blitzgsr97]

:silly2: :silly2:

[SuPeRcAr_MaN]

Good stuff.

[tonioseven]

Originally posted by SuPeRcAr_MaN
Good stuff.

Agreed!

[Amish_kid]

Originally posted by sidewinder69
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them? (Nice one!!!)

Well not exactly I usually lock the ones at work so vandals and homeless don't take advantage of the open door, I don't want to have to find the toilet broken or a makeshift matress made of cardboard on the floor again.

[SiRI]

Originally posted by v10_viper
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Too expensive.

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
The bug is still called a fly regardless.

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
Destruction.

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
In most states cops have to recite those lines, or they'd loose their job.

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
They only produce 1 unit, these are also used in-doors.

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
They dont always cross there.

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
The oven to make the bread.

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Because it still spoils.

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You succeed because you didnt end up failing.

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Most likely a modified word from the greek language meaning "Ass pain"..

:silly2:

[YogsVR4]

They are a repost, but they still remain unanswered

[BigJustinZ28]

LMAO !!!

[grimmy]

well, some of them remain unanswered.