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Old 07-14-2003, 11:51 PM
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The Newest Act of Canadian Parliament.

heard this on the radio today.

apparently the Canadian Parliament, under her majesties orders under advice from members of Parliament, has passed a new act (Bill 97 or something like that) banning...






wait for it...






DWARF-TOSSING! the bill states that you shall not organize a dwarf-tossing event, nor shall you participate in dwarf-tossing without consent.

wars in Iraq? terrorists? noooo, Chretien just wants to make sure no Dwarfs are un-justly tossed.



(if this belongs in the political forum, then you can move it. i just thought the general public in here might get more of a laugh out of it)
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Old 07-14-2003, 11:52 PM
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oh $#!t well there goes my weekend plans.
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:06 AM
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Dwarf throwing in an integral part of any civilised culture. Down with the Canadian Govt.!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:39 AM
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So much for me going to visit Brian then.

"FUCK CANADA! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKASS!!"

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Old 07-15-2003, 02:09 AM
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Canada is a very cool country, otherwise I wouldn't have gone twice. But this makes me go . I mean seriously, any country whose historical events can be learnt in one lesson and has laws against throwing drarves needs to wake the hell up.
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Old 07-15-2003, 03:08 AM
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I'd like to be the first person to applaud.Any legislation that makes the world a safer place for moppie is a good thing.
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I'd like to be the first person to applaud.Any legislation that makes the world a safer place for moppie is a good thing.
ROTFLMFAO
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:14 AM
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You and Taz can breath a sigh of relief under these new laws too
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I'd like to be the first person to applaud.Any legislation that makes the world a safer place for moppie is a good thing.
I was thinking the little guy just might be in favor of moving to the Great White North













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lol!

im so upset. thursday nights will never be the same.

and Oz, now you imagine how boring it is to sit through History class for 2 entire semesters. oh well, next year we get to learn about stuff other than canadian history.

Although i must admit, the pig war was an amusing lesson
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HAHA I love Canada
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