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Old 07-15-2003, 01:35 PM
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Gay Flight Attendant


GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT!

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant

who was just as obviously enjoying himself.


He came swishing and swaying down the aisle and said to the man and the

woman seated beside him, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that

he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just

put up your trays that would be super."


On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that the woman hadn't moved a

muscle.


"Perhaps you didn't hear me over the big-brute engines, I asked you to

raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."


She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country I am called a

Princess, I take orders from no one."


"Well, sweet cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Now put up the tray, B'itch!"
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must have been the Australian national airline,Quantas.


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[Bmust have been the Australian national airline,Quantas.


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Now that is funny



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Straight guys prefer to fly with Lufthansa

Let
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Not
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Quote:
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Straight guys prefer to fly with Lufthansa

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naki is a nutcase...lol
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