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Making love....
The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makin da love witha my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6-a inches abovea da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies,
"Zat is noting, when j'ai fini making ze love with ze girlfriend, I kiss all ze way down her body and zen I lick ze soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed inpure ecstasy."

The Redneck says,
"That ain't nothing. When ah've finished givin it to mah ole lady, Ah git outthe bed, walk over to the window and wipe mah pecker on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling!"
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Bad. Very, very bad!! :hehehe: :hehehe:
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hahahaha :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: lol, gotta love those damn hicks
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hahahaa :hehe: :hehehe:

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I'll have to try that one.
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LMAO, those are pretty damn funny.
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:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

I can just see some of the hicks in West Virginia (no offense to anyone) saying that! *lol*
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What do you mean by that? Is it like you totally agree with me?
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