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Old 11-18-2001, 10:03 PM   #1
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We've had good jokes and bad ones. Now for the mediocre!

A missionary was out in the heart of the jungles of Africa all alone when he suddenly realized that he was surrounded by an entire tribe of cannibals. He says, "Oh god, I'm fucked now!"

Then he hears this deep, heavenly voice in his mind that says, "No you're not! Grab that spear from the nearest cannibal and run it through the heart of that big man with all the feathers on his head."

The missionary, in his desperate situation, does as he is told and waits, "Now what?" he says...

Then he hears the voice again, "NOW, you're fucked!"













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Old 11-18-2001, 10:13 PM   #2
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That wasnt too bad, Yogs.
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Old 11-19-2001, 08:56 AM   #3
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Old 11-19-2001, 09:32 AM   #4
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you want mediocre?

A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
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Not bad -try this one.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."













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