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05-28-2003, 12:49 PM
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A Quebecois Math Test: (A Little Canadian Humour)
An Ontario Construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came a Quebecois from across the river.
"I'm not hiring any Quebecers," the foreman thought to himself, so he made up a test hoping that the Quebecer wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse the job without getting into an argument. Here is your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9". "Without numbers?" The Quebecois says. "Dat is easy," and proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Quebecer. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here is your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Quebecois stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go... 99" The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of the trees is dirty now! So it's dirty tree and dirty tree and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried he's going have to hire him, so he says, "Alright, last question. Same rule, but represent 100." The Quebecer stares into space again, then picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "Ere you go. One undred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you thinks that represents a hundred." The Quebecois leans forward and points to the mark at the tree bases and says "A little dog came along and shit by each tree, so now you've got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd and dirty tree and a turd - comes to one 'undred. So when do I start?
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05-28-2003, 03:30 PM
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05-28-2003, 04:37 PM
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