Choc Chip Cookies for Nerds

[Oz]

1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

Directions:
To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extruder attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston’s first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to thermal equilibrium.

[Toksin]

[207010]

what the f==k ??????????????????? :bandit:

[HogieGT-R]

*in Homer Simpson voice* mmmmmmm refined halite.....

[BigJustinZ28]

say what ??? what kind of cookies are these ??? there not like those cookies my nieghbor gives me that makes me see flying monkeys are they ???

[Sean]

lol i know exactly who to send that to

[speediva]

I understood almost all of them right away, and those that I didn't know off the bat I figured out pretty quickly... Is tangie a dork/nerd???

[taranaki]

Ahem,Oz....Who's the guy hanging out of that car?

[90EX]

Originally posted by Oz
10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

Isn't legumes, beans? I know peanuts are legumes, but I don't like peanuts in cookies

[tazdev]

Originally posted by saturntangerine
... Is tangie a dork/nerd???

well I wasn't going to say anything but if you ask . . .





























































No

[Steel]

Now, it would be funnier if it was in moles!

[S Brake]

Originally posted by saturntangerine
I understood almost all of them right away, and those that I didn't know off the bat I figured out pretty quickly... Is tangie a dork/nerd???

nope, you've probably taken too many chemistry and math classes like teh me

[S Brake]

Originally posted by Steel
Now, it would be funnier if it was in moles!

LOL! 6.022 x 10^23 0wnz j00!

[speediva]

Originally posted by snowboarder
LOL! 6.022 x 10^23 0wnz j00!

NOOOOOOOOO, make the moles go away!!!!! Besides, stoichiometry is MUCH more fun than having everything lain out for you already in moles. :o