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12-11-2001, 11:36 AM
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Bumper Stickers 2
Following in Yogs foot steps, I thought I'd post some funny bumper stickers I found on the net. Enjoy!
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. Keep honking while I reload. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! So... who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support cannibalism -- EAT ME! I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either! Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.
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12-11-2001, 11:46 AM
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 Thats good, another one I saw; which isn't really a bumper sticker but it was a sign hanging in a trucks rear window. "I am trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't quite get my head that far up my ass." |
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Re: Bumper Stickers 2
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G. Rick (a.k.a. Tha "R") 93 Maxima SE - PETER NORTH IS MY IDOL!!! - 81-00-65 42-54-00 93-04-97-24 (my phone# - if you figure THAT out, you can call me...) STILL GOT A BAAD ATTITUDE!!!  :
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Those are pretty kick-ass there, DVS. I was going to pick out one that I liked the most and post it here, but there all so good Bumper Stickers arent all that popular around here. Not many ppl have them on there cars, but the ones I do see are funny. :hehe:
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12-11-2001, 12:18 PM
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I'm sure wifey's said that to you a few times here and there.:hehe::hehe: Runs and hides before Nubian's girl sees smartass remark!  j/k
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LOL those were pretty good
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I like those . . .
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Hehe, very good!
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