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Quick Funny
"A woman walks into a pet shop and saw a parrot on sale for a bargain price of $20.00."
She asked the pet shop owner "why so cheap?'
The owner replies "Well there is a little problem with it , it's previous home was a brothel and it's language is not the best."
The woman deciding to take a chance and with the view to retraining the bird, bought it.
Taking it home and placed it in the kitchen. The parrot looks around and said was "Aaaah new brothel, new madam."
The woman was a little taken aback but not overly disturbed, when here two teenage female children walked in after school.
The parrot looks at them and then said "Aaaah new brothel, new madam, new girls."
The woman was not unduely worried as she had not heard anything she could not cope with.
Just then her husband walked in after work.
The parrot pipes up "Hello Ian."
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Originally Posted by RaeRae1
Blessed are the cracked ones for they are the ones that let in the light.
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03-27-2003, 11:59 PM
