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Old 02-03-2003, 01:46 PM
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said: "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral-- I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.













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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said: "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral-- I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.
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Ive heard that one before, it's a good joke, my mom told it to me the first time. good stuff
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