Okokok... Why is it that everytime

[Earlsfat]

there's a good thread to flame the ever loving crap out of someone, it gets locked before I can hop in on the action?

I think the mods need to put a sticky up, maybe with the forum rules, that we camaro guys, most of us anyways, are fanatical about our cars (hence why we congretgate here) and don't take kindly to someone casting aspersions at us, or threatening to violate a perfectly innocent vehicle. (ON TOP of getting involved in another camaro owner's marital woes. I mean like, W.T.F.?)

Anyhoo, I think we need to have a flame forum or something, kinda like a forum heavy bag where we can go and just get ignorant with someone for having the balls and stupidity to throw themselves to the lions.

Your thoughts???


(Poor snake.)

[Genopsyde]

Sorry, maybe I shouldn't have recommended locking it. You are about a week late on it tho.

[Blackcrow64]

I thought thats what the Banter thread was kinda for? Anything goes?

[Earlsfat]

Heh.. . I'm about a week late on EVERYTHING Geno. And I had all kinds of good stuff to say on that one, lmao.

BC, yeah but it's not the same. With the banter thread you get people whining about stupid crap in the middle of a good flaming, just because they don't want to read 500+ pages to catch up. If it had it's own forum it would be like... concentrated flaming. I could see some "internet bullying" issues coming out of that though.

Hmmm.... Maybe someone could tell her to come back and post up some more inflamatory tripe so I can get a piece of action... I'm in the middle of a huge no-flame dry spell.

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

there's a good thread to flame the ever loving crap out of someone, it gets locked before I can hop in on the action?

bitch, bitch, bitch



snooze you lose.

[Earlsfat]

Ehhh... a few cheesesteaks will make it all better.

I think I need to be a mod so I can unlock threads and flame people and relock them.

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

I think I need to be a mod so I can unlock threads and flame people and relock them.

I think you just sealed the fate on that one.

You'd have alot of fun with spammers that's for sure

[cuda_dude]

haha, don't worry Jim... your day will come... next time we have a pmsing chick, I will throw you a PM

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by cuda_dude

haha, don't worry Jim... your day will come... next time we have a pmsing chick, I will throw you a PM

You really wnat to let him loose on somebody????

See Jim's idea of "ther perfect guard dog" in his posts, that's what I envision.

[Earlsfat]

***Evil laugh*** haaaahaaaahaahaaaaaaaa...

Lemme At'em

Edit - Cuda, guess I'm extra charged up because I'm dealing with one of those at home. THEM'S JUST JOKES HONEY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

[stepho]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

***Evil laugh*** haaaahaaaahaahaaaaaaaa...

Lemme At'em

Edit - Cuda, guess I'm extra charged up because I'm dealing with one of those at home. THEM'S JUST JOKES HONEY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

YOUR WIFE IS TRYING TO PUT RD'S ENGINE IN HER MINIVAN!!!?!?!?!

[Earlsfat]

Over my dead body. NO ONE touches RD but me and those deputized by me.

Deputization only comes after thorough research into ones knowledge of all things Chevrolet, ones ability to consume large quantities of non-girly alcoholic beverages, ones commitment to the cause of all things funny (such as farts, feeding dogs brussels sprouts, bad sex, farts, automotive mishaps, farts, hi-lights clips of great football hits and ... farts), ones commitment to ones buddies in times of need (RD not running, Jim out of beer / booze, no cheesesteak supplies in fridge, etc), ones ability to successfully fend off midgets whilst partaking of heinous carnage on Xbox 360, ones ability to successfully fend of intrusions by females into the sanctity of: Xbox 360 games, "working" on RD in the garage - or just being in the garage in general, a good laugh at a ridiculously long fart, etc, ones ability to aid in the renovation / construction process - amongst other technical qualifications. Only a limited few have actually passed these qualifications, and I can assure you that the only female to have passed these qualifications would be my wife only because she side-stepped the deputization process by providing "services" whilst I was: driving RD, working on RD, putting in a hardwood floor, playing Xbox 360, etc. (That still doesn't mean she's allowed within 30 feet of RD with any sort of tool (except mine ).

[goldz28]

The shit you come up with just cracks me up man. Gotta love your sense of humor.

[SG007]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Over my dead body. NO ONE touches RD but me and those deputized be me.

Deputization only comes after thorough research into ones knowledge of all things Chevrolet, ones ability to consume large quantities of non-girly alcoholic beverages, ones commitment to the cause of all things funny (such as farts, feeding dogs brussels sprouts, bad sex, farts, automotive mishaps, farts, hi-lights clips of great football hits and ... farts), ones commitment to ones buddies in times of need (RD not running, Jim out of beer / booze, no cheesesteak supplies in fridge, etc), ones ability to successfully fend off midgets whilst partaking of heinous carnage on Xbox 360, ones ability to successfully fend of intrusions by females into the sanctity of: Xbox 360 games, "working" on RD in the garage - or just being in the garage in general, a good laugh at a ridiculously long fart, etc, ones ability to aid in the renovation / construction process - amongst other technical qualifications. Only a limited few have actually passed these qualifications, and I can assure you that the only female to have passed these qualifications would be my wife only because she side-stepped the deputization process by providing "services" whilst I was: driving RD, working on RD, putting in a hardwood floor, playing Xbox 360, etc. (That still doesn't mean she's allowed within 30 feet of RD with any sort of tool (except mine ).

How long did it take you to write that. lol

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by goldz28

The shit you come up with just cracks me up man. Gotta love your sense of humor.

The funny part is I could actually see myself standing at a podium rattling that off to a bunch of people wanting to be deputized. Cowboy hat, cowboy boots, handle bar moustache, big old sunglasses, badge on lapel... the whole 9 yards.

Originally Posted by SG007

How long did it take you to write that. lol

About 10 minutes. I actually keep a lot of mental lists and add to / edit them all the time.

You should see my "list of shit that you'll never see me do..." My wife HATES that list. Sumich is about 15 miles long...

Wife: "Honey would you ______ for me...."

Me: "You know that list... the one of shit you'll never see happen... you can add that one to the bottom."