This is total BS...

[CassiesMan]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296054,00.html

This is bull.

Its exactly what I'm talking about. The pussification of America. And the new bad guy is a fucking Scott? What the hell? Since when did the Scotts become the new big terrorist group we need to watch out for? Last time I checked, there wasn't exactly a big problem with them. If your gonna make a bad guy out in the UK, at least make it some hard ass Irish IRA shooter or something.

So much for the Real American Hero.

[Gohan Ryu]

I've always been a Joe fan but I'm not even remotely interested in going to see this travesty. They might as well call it "Straight to Video".

[00accord44]

They're gonna ruin Joe like they ruined Underdog... lame

[Musashi3000GT]

Wait I dont get it. People are pissed off because they turned the 1940's 9 inch doll into the 1980's 5 inch action figure?
Why are people mad about that? all the kids who played with the doll in the 1940s are either dead or blind and deaf of old age! thier not gonna go to the theaters so screw them.

I remember G.I. Joe as an international task force that fought a terrorist organization which was also world wide and multi-racial.

I know the film will suck ass just like Transformers was a piece of shit but hey at least make it like we remember it right?

If they made the movie about a single guy called G.I. joe who just got back from WWII Id be like "what the fuck is this? G I Joe was a team not a guy!"

All the 80s kids are grown up now and in charge so lets do it how we remember it right?

[-The Stig-]

Total Crap.

Goooo JOE!

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by Musashi3000GT

I know the film will suck ass just like Transformers was a piece of shit but hey at least make it like we remember it right?

*GASP* How can you say that Mushman???

Transformers was the best movie ever. Any movie with Tyrese running in slow motion is Gold.



.... and big ass robots.

[00accord44]

I forgot Tyreese was even in that movie, but yes it was the hotness

[CassiesMan]

I'm not pissed that they are making G.I. Joe "International". I'm pissed that they are taking what is an American icon and making it unAmerican because of some fucking pussies in Europe not responding to it. Its bull shit. If they don't like it, fuck them. Not my fault they didn't have any froggies or Krauts on the team.

And again, why make the bad guy Scottish? Last time I checked, of all the people who wanted to kill us, the Scotts are pretty low on the list. At least make it some disgruntled Russian or something.

And I don't mind an internationa counter terror team, as long as the team is 99% Delta, SAS, and Israeli Spec Ops, and 1% everything else, and only the Delta guys get to make the call on anything.

[-The Stig-]

I don't remember reading in that article where they mentioned the bad guy is a Scott...?

[Musashi3000GT]

Well even if they didnt listen to the euro paying public the movie would still suck.


Yeah Stig, I hated transformers. I was expecting a live action version of the 86 animated movie or at least a giant robot fight fest and what do we get?
fucking Jonny-five only bigger!

Im not even gonna be critical with all the nerd stuff about how they where not true to the original, I could care less about that but lets talk action movie laws that where violated:
- Bone crusher was taken out sooooo quick! pointless to have even put him in and wasted the film space.
- Bumblebee owns Barricade and we dont even see how! what the hell did he do to him????
- Bumblebee gets his leggs shot off and is put out of battle alltogether, the tow truck scene was a sorry ass consolation price IMO. why couldnt we see him fight under his own mobility, some running around transforming into a car and back flipping shit?
-Ironhibe shoots the ground twice in the movie and lets one off against the badguys? WTF? was he programed to fight Decepticons or asphalt?
- Who the hell is Devestator? I thought it was Brawl. and what the hell kinda of tank shells does he fire? Nerf balls? he shoots the ground troops with two or three shells and they take refuge behind a turnedover car and some rocks.....and they survive?
- Blackout wipes out a whole military base and gets wasted by a dude on a motor bike.......dossent even get a shot off in the last fight. Was there a short budget for ammo in this movie?
- Optimus almighty prime got his ass handed to him and two stingers do to meggs what he could not accomplish.
- what the hell happened to Barricade?
-Starscream OMG only the coolest bad guy ever gets two spoken lines in the whole movie!

[00accord44]

Johnny Five is Alive FTW!!!

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by -The Stig-

I don't remember reading in that article where they mentioned the bad guy is a Scott...?

Saw that on another website.

[Musashi3000GT]

well I think its safe to assume that they will be taking a bunch of 80's cartoons and tv shows and making them into movies from now on.
we have alot to look forward to in the next 10 years or so.
-Thundercats live action staring Kurt Russel as Mumbra, Christian Bale as Lional and Vin Diesel as Panthro.
-M.A.S.K. should be interesting with a bunch of cars turning into assult vehicles except now they are flexfuel and shoot enviro-friendly flower petals rather then lazers.
-Starcom, but instead of them being a space air force they are now more like coast guards and they dont really attack the enemy invaders, more like JAG, where they fight the battle in court.
-Dinosaurers. The half dino half human-alien dudes with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddy Prince Junior as human side kicks.
-Visionaries. they probably wont want to use real animals cause or PETA and shit so now they transform into Digi-pets.
-Voltron.............made in Korea staring Malasian bubble gun pop stars like Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yummi.

Does anyone remember any of these cartoons or was I the only one watching this in the 80's???

[00accord44]

I don't remember Dinosaures or Visionares but the others are definite 80s classics.

[CassiesMan]

I remeber some of them...but I was also 0-5 in the 80s, and mostly I saw the reruns in the early 90s.