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Old 09-19-2001, 10:22 PM   #1
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Open letter to that third spark plug

C'mon. Get outta there. C'mon. Really, now. I'm smarter than you, just come out. You're gonna cone out. None of the others gave me any trouble; what the hell's the mattter with you? You're gonna come out. Just come on out. Seriously! Will you come out of there! What the hell? Get out of there! You damn bitch! Turn, you bastard. I'm gonna break you, you know! C'mon, bastard! Turn, fucker! Mutherfucker! What the fuck is wrong with you? You don't look any different from the others!!! Turn you mother fucking damn dirty bitch! Don't you fucking make me climb in there! God damnit!!! Turn, fucker, turn! Oww!!! You shit fucker! Get the fuck outta there!!! Dumb dirty bastard!

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Old 09-19-2001, 11:43 PM   #2
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Sounds like somebody was working on their car. :hehe:
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LMAO!! ... you poor bastard ...

I met my nemesis in the damn #5 spark plug of my old Cleveland-engined '71 Falcon (they widened the engine bay next model).
Take off the watch, pull up the sleeve, squeeze down into the two-inch gap between the shock-tower and that always hot cylinder head, and you can just JUST touch the retaining clip of the plug with the absolute tips of your fingers. It's on about a 45 degree angle and almost invisible, so you end up either unscrewing the retaining clip (instead of the plug) .. or it drops down, virtually irretrievable, either wedged under the extractors or hiding somewhere on the crossmember :grey:
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Old 09-20-2001, 06:05 AM   #4
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Re: Open letter to that third spark plug

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Originally posted by Silver S2000
C'mon. Get outta there. C'mon. Really, now. I'm smarter than you, just come out. You're gonna cone out. None of the others gave me any trouble; what the hell's the mattter with you? You're gonna come out. Just come on out. Seriously! Will you come out of there! What the hell? Get out of there! You damn bitch! Turn, you bastard. I'm gonna break you, you know! C'mon, bastard! Turn, fucker! Mutherfucker! What the fuck is wrong with you? You don't look any different from the others!!! Turn you mother fucking damn dirty bitch! Don't you fucking make me climb in there! God damnit!!! Turn, fucker, turn! Oww!!! You shit fucker! Get the fuck outta there!!! Dumb dirty bastard!

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Old 09-20-2001, 09:05 PM   #5
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LMAO! I hope, that you are using some anti-seize on the new plugs , so next time they won't be a cunt to get out...
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Thats telling it! Bitch that mother fucker out!













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