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#1
10-17-2002, 06:51 PM
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The Panda is pissed off!!!
To put in perspective for people in NZ we drive on the left hand side of the road in right hand drive cars.
I was following Mrs Panda to work this morning when a fu*king wanker in a van ran a stop sign to get between us. OK I thought he's a dick & went past him. So there we are stopped at a T intersection going on to a dual lane main road waiting for a gap. (This is in rush hour so it's heavy traffic) A gap appears so my wife starts to pull out, then the fu*king wanker in the van goes round the outside of us in the right turn lane & cuts her off. The result is a crunched right front corner on her car. He then thinks about doing a runner but I've gotten in front of him. I call the cops & while I'm onthe phone to them he starts getting shitty at my wife. Not a good thing to do while I'm there. Discussed with him about a quick trip to the morgue which settled him down. Got the cop on the phones attention as well. Ended up swopping details & leaving with his tail between his legs. The Panda would like to have given him a beating!!! :zx11pisse :zx11pisse :zx11pisse :zx11pisse :zx11pisse :zx11pisse :zx11pisse :zx11pisse :zx11pisse :zx11pisse :zx11pisse :zx11pisse
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10-17-2002, 06:57 PM
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That really sux. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to drive.
 I hate assholes like that. Poor Legacy!  Good to hear that no one was hurt though.
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10-17-2002, 07:11 PM
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Smashing the fuckwits face would have been a satisfying crunch! (as the comercials go) Glad that the asshole didn't hurt either of you with his van. Hope the cops put him in the slammer with some butt buddies.
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10-17-2002, 07:43 PM
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hurt him so he can't have children anymore.
clears out the gene pool
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10-17-2002, 07:47 PM
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BTW what is a wanker?
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10-17-2002, 07:52 PM
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"to have a wank" means to masturbate. "wanker" can then mean he's a masturbater but it's been generalised to mean dickhead, asshole, stupid moron. I think you get the idea.
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10-17-2002, 11:17 PM
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Thanks. Now my behind the wheel vocabularry just got better.
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10-17-2002, 11:36 PM
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BTW Neutrino... Pajero is spanish for a farm worker who pitches hay.
It's chilean slang for the equivalent of the british, australian and kiwi 'wanker.' Which is why Mitsubishi rebadged the Pajero to Shogun in Spanish speaking markets - no-one wants to drive in the Mitsi Masturbator...
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10-17-2002, 11:50 PM
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ROTFLOL  Considering the nature of most Kiwi Pajero owners that is so funny it rediculas!!!!!!!!! I cont stop laughing. LOL Ok sorry panada. Did the guy who hit you have insurance? I hope so. If not then your lucky you didnt hit him, insurance companys as Im sure your aware will look for any excuse to avoid a pay out. But the wanker certianly deserves everything you can throw at him. Make a formal complaint of dangerous driving with the cops. It will give the lazy Traffic guys some actual work to do.
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10-18-2002, 04:39 AM
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never been hit like that but i'm glad you boxed him in and didnt let the fuck head go!
That sucks, glad your all ok at least
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10-18-2002, 06:23 AM
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But.... You didn't know that Pajero meant wanker???  - then again I have Uruguaian friends j00 don't............Anyway Panda- glad you didn't let the shit head go- and j00 showed them what happens when you mess with the Panda
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10-18-2002, 08:05 AM
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! Let him have it Panada. Good luck with sorting it outl. Can you repair cars and panel beat yourself? Maybe a way to earn a little cash from the insurance companies? Would be good. Got any pics?
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10-18-2002, 08:28 AM
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Hey Panda! You should have kicked his ass and then take his information.
Then again, that's just me. 
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Wouldn't hurt to make sure that he remembers that.
