I Hate Macs!

YogsVR4 · #1 10-12-2002, 07:03 PM

I'm down in East Lansing to see my wife and we stopped in the computer lab (right now that is) I'm typing on one of these Apples and I am having a hell of a time getting around the system. Jobs and his comercials are full of shit. This system sucks!!!

Ssom · #2 10-12-2002, 07:45 PM

errr......I told you so......

YogsVR4 · #3 10-12-2002, 07:49 PM

Believe me when I say I would not use that POS by choice.

Ssom · #4 10-12-2002, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by YogsVR4
Believe me when I say I would not use that POS by choice.

I should hope not:finger:

Heep · #5 10-12-2002, 11:02 PM

:hehehe:

I actually like using them, I don't get a chance to very often, so it's a break from the norm...

Oz · #6 10-13-2002, 01:11 AM

You can always install Linux on it. Go the hackers that developed lin for macs!

replicant_008 · #7 10-13-2002, 01:18 AM

I'm with Yogs, I never did like Macs. Their hamburgers are pretty bland and the cheeseburgers - you need about 3 or 4 of them before they even hit the bottom. The other burgers need some Tabasco before they are interesting to my palate and most of them don't contain the vital ingredient of sliced beetroot.

Their shakes always give me a headache - they are so thick and cold I can feel the sinus passages in my forehead ache thinking about it.

Burger King isn't that great either - their chicken burgers are awful (as are Macs), they're overseasoned and the meat has the consistency of spam. And their meat patties always taste of carbon.

Gimme a hunk of marinated sirloin (or NY as DVS would call it) grilled medium rare, some freshly sliced tomatoes, some sauteed onions, a fried egg, some generous slices of tasty cheese, some Tabasco and the vital slices of canned beetroot any day.

Ssom · #8 10-13-2002, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by replicant_008
I'm with Yogs, I never did like Macs. Their hamburgers are pretty bland and the cheeseburgers - you need about 3 or 4 of them before they even hit the bottom. The other burgers need some Tabasco before they are interesting to my palate and most of them don't contain the vital ingredient of sliced beetroot.

Their shakes always give me a headache - they are so thick and cold I can feel the sinus passages in my forehead ache thinking about it.

Burger King isn't that great either - their chicken burgers are awful (as are Macs), they're overseasoned and the meat has the consistency of spam. And their meat patties always taste of carbon.

Gimme a hunk of marinated sirloin (or NY as DVS would call it) grilled medium rare, some freshly sliced tomatoes, some sauteed onions, a fried egg, some generous slices of tasty cheese, some Tabasco and the vital slices of canned beetroot any day.

Pass the bong around :bonghitte

Oz · #9 10-13-2002, 01:24 AM

LOL@Moss
And i'll take 1 if you're offering Replicant. Sounds good. Go the beetroot!

Heep · #10 10-13-2002, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by replicant_008
I'm with Yogs, I never did like Macs. Their hamburgers are pretty bland and the cheeseburgers - you need about 3 or 4 of them before they even hit the bottom. The other burgers need some Tabasco before they are interesting to my palate and most of them don't contain the vital ingredient of sliced beetroot.

Their shakes always give me a headache - they are so thick and cold I can feel the sinus passages in my forehead ache thinking about it.

Burger King isn't that great either - their chicken burgers are awful (as are Macs), they're overseasoned and the meat has the consistency of spam. And their meat patties always taste of carbon.

Gimme a hunk of marinated sirloin (or NY as DVS would call it) grilled medium rare, some freshly sliced tomatoes, some sauteed onions, a fried egg, some generous slices of tasty cheese, some Tabasco and the vital slices of canned beetroot any day.

You do know Yoga was talking about Macintosh computers, didn't you?

speediva · #11 10-13-2002, 01:56 PM

I love Mac OS... Just not on my underpowered iMac. I need to get a G4 processor and a nice memory upgrade, and I'll be set.

Besides, I never had to worry about those dumb "Melissa" viruses and such...

Twist · #12 10-13-2002, 02:35 PM

Macs are alrite, I guess. I just DESPISE the standard mouse. I hate that mouse with the fire and passion of a 1000 suns! It's one of the worst designs I've ever seen!

Other than that, Mac OS is just different. I'm certain If I worked with it enough I'd get the hang of it. But I like my PC, so :sillly2:

Heep · #13 10-13-2002, 02:40 PM

I just can't stand only having one mouse button. I don't like three buttons, too crowded, but I do like having the 2nd button for some other function

replicant_008 · #14 10-13-2002, 04:57 PM

Maybe I need to post *SATIRE* warnings at the top of these posts...

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I'm with Yogs, I never did like Macs. Their hamburgers are pretty bland and the cheeseburgers - you need about 3 or 4 of them before they even hit the bottom. The other burgers need some Tabasco before they are interesting to my palate and most of them don't contain the vital ingredient of sliced beetroot.

I'm not serious all the time - as kiwis would say 'I take the piss' occasionally so be warned...

kris · #15 10-13-2002, 05:28 PM

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