i need help

[rushindrifting]

OK i just got a 94 SE-r and i get like 18m/g.
why do i get 18m/g and not 30

[fugiot]

Well, you're probably never gonna get 30mpg. More like 26mpg.

Do a tune-up.

[ProZach626]

I love the title of this thread

[rushindrifting]

i did and still no luck

[slideways...]

get a tornado

[nismo_pilot]

lol guys are kind of mean lately huh?

i tore all the ligaments out of my shoulder today and im loaded with darvocet so ill help you out, change your air filter, change your fuel filter, have your injectors cleaned and have your timing adjusted, reset your ecu ( disconnect negative battery term for overnight), inspect and or replace exhaust/ cat converters......if you do all that and you still get 18mpg then the only solution is that you have the jdm gtr sentra motor, there are only 25 in the world so they are very rare, but you can buy a chip for that motor that will unleash its full potential of 250hp and 275ft-lbs of torque.....goodluck, if you have the gtr motor make sure not to tell anyne

[ProZach626]

Originally Posted by nismo_pilot

i tore all the ligaments out of my shoulder today

wow... how the hell did you do that?!

[nismo_pilot]

motorcycle wreck, i dislocated my shoulder and on the way out it ripped all of my shoulder ligaments to shit, like some hit them with an egg beater

[nismo_pilot]

im on darvocet and absynthe, doing just fine.....lol

[rushindrifting]

Thanks men but i did all of that. Everything is new, timing is prefect.

[rushindrifting]

how can i find out if its a gtr? or are you massing with me?

[fugiot]

Originally Posted by rushindrifting

how can i find out if its a gtr? or are you massing with me?

He meant GTi-R and I highly doubt you have one and don't know it. The GTi-R version is the strongest SR20DET ever made. I'm sure you would know from the fact that your car could spank a 350z with that motor. Seriously, maybe it's the way you are driving it, maybe it's your tires. Who knows?

If you wanted 30mpg, you bought the wrong car. The SR20 is bad with gas. Just send it my way and go get something else.

[slideways...]

hes fucking with you. so was i. seriously, though. tune up, air filter, check tire pressure. other than that theres not really anything else you can do if you dont know how to fix cars.

[ProZach626]

Originally Posted by nismo_pilot

motorcycle wreck, i dislocated my shoulder and on the way out it ripped all of my shoulder ligaments to shit, like some hit them with an egg beater

Hows the bike? ... sorry to be off topic

[nismo_pilot]

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