Priestly Humor

[YogsVR4]

Three priests went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and were exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom". As they were crossing an open area, a group of ladies came along from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, two of the priests covered their privates, but the third one covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the first two priests asked the third why he covered his face rather than his privates.

The third replied, "I do not know about you, but in my congregation, it is my face they would recognize."

[JD@af]

Yogs this is a good one

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by JD@af
Yogs this is a good one

[replicant_008]

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are sitting next down to each on a plane.

The flight is delayed so they begin a conversation. Eventually, the
priest says: "Is it true that you guys really are forbidden to eat pork?"

The Rabbi replies "Why yes that is true..."

There is a short pause.

Then Rabbi then asks "Is it true that you are forbidden to have sex"
The Catholic Priest replies "Again I must say that is true."

Again there is a pause.

The Rabbi then leans over to the Priest: "So you're telling me you've never done it?"

The Catholic Priest looks around uncomfortably and replies in a whisper:
"Well I did once but I learnt from my moment of weakness and it won't happen again"

The Catholic Priest then asks: "Now that were being honest have you tried pork?"

The Rabbi replies "Yes I too have had a moment of weakness - I have had tried bacon but I can tell you sex is much better."

[tazdev]

LOL to both Yogs and Replicant:evillaugh

[AEstud]

nice:o