Britney Spears files for divorce - KFed fails again

[Mad_Maxima]

didnt see this anywhere yet, so i decided to post it, cuz its just too funny

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.


http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britne...s-for-divorce/


K-Fed plays to an almost empty house
Wannabe rapper has to beg club not to cancel his concert

Danny Moloshok / AP file
The show must go on, but only if Kevin Federline begs.

K-Fed’s New York City gig at Webster Hall wasn’t cancelled as some predicted — but it reportedly took some big-time begging on his part.

“They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on,” a Webster Hall bartender told Star. “He had to fight with them to keep this concert.” Only 300 people showed up at the club that holds 1,500.

K-Fed was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, but the crowd was so sparse that the aspiring rapper waited for three hours in hopes that more fans would appear.

“He was holding things up because there weren’t enough fans,” the bartender told the tab. “It was a bad idea — he shouldn’t have neglected the fans who were there.”

Federline’s performance has been described as “mercifully short.” Britney Spears’s hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, “seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, ‘Hey’ thirty times in a row or ‘New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.’ ”


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516597/

[fredjacksonsan]

This was pretty much a given, almost from the beginning.

[Mad_Maxima]

man she could've had any guy in the world, and she choose him to father her offspring, thats what cracks me up the most

Originally Posted by KFed

New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.

[nissan_240sx]

lol funny shit

[sideshowrich]

Originally Posted by Mad_Maxima

man she could've had any guy in the world, and she choose him to father her offspring, thats what cracks me up the most

I guess that gives us all a chance

And if the rapper thing doesn't work out (which I don't think it will), K-dud can always fall back on his new career getting his ass kicked on WWE wrestling.

[2of9]

i think everyone saw this coming. how stupid can k-fed be? he's just using his wife's money to get popular.

[beef_bourito]

I'm just wondering who the hell would pay to see this guy, it's pitiful.

[ghostrx7]

really! who would actually b his fan? im surprised he even had 300 fans, he probably begged them to come too....

[vinnym86]

he should be shot. right in the babymaker.

[l_eclipse_l]

What's even better...CNN decided to have this is the main story last night, even though the entire nation is talking about the elections. Good call guys.

[fredjacksonsan]

I hear he'll be changing his name from K-fed to Fed-Ex.

[WickedNYCowboy]

I can't and don't really want to imagine how she got mixed up with the screw up to begin with.

['97ventureowner]

I guess you could say, "Oops, she did it again!" with this being her second divorce. I see she's taking it well, a surprise appearance on the David Letterman Show, and ice skating at Rockefeller Center.
From what CNN Headline News was reporting this morning, the couple has no community property, and there was a pre-nupital agreement before she married him, so he's probably not getting a whole hell-of-a-lot from her. At least he still gets visitation.

[ghostrx7]

well, she's not all that in my eyes anyway, she kinda seems like trailer trash to me...

[WickedNYCowboy]

Originally Posted by '97ventureowner

I guess you could say, "Oops, she did it again!" with this being her second divorce. I see she's taking it well, a surprise appearance on the David Letterman Show, and ice skating at Rockefeller Center.
From what CNN Headline News was reporting this morning, the couple has no community property, and there was a pre-nupital agreement before she married him, so he's probably not getting a whole hell-of-a-lot from her. At least he still gets visitation.

He's so stupid(even compared to her) that he shouldn't even be allowed that. The kid's pedigre is bad enough as is, they don't need to see their father's stupidity just having the dimwit as their father is enough in my eyes.