Some quote you may not have heard.

[YogsVR4]

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country,"
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president,"
Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.


"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
A congressional candidate in Texas.

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
John Wayne


"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."
Al Gore, Vice President


"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." (Phoenix is in Arizona for those who may not be familiar with it)
Dan Quayle


" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another"
George Bush, US President


"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
Lee Iacocca


"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from
the truth. I assisted in furthering that version,"
Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.


"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein,"
Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.


"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."
Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
Bill Clinton, President


"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Al Gore, VP


"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
Keppel Enderbery


"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina


"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

[DVSNCYNIKL]

It's quotes like these that make you wonder how they got in office in the first place.

[TerminalVelocity]

hahahah...thats great

makes me feel even more confidant about our government

[Spec2 Girl]

haha classic! :hehehe:

[Damien]

I can never get enough of quotees from famous people!!! :hehehe::hehehe:

It just goes to show they are normal like.............well, at least they are similar to other people anyhow! rolleyes:

[tazdev]

Some people

[kicker1_solo]

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
A congressional candidate in Texas.

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
John Wayne

[ragt20]

still good , though have read em b4 :hehe:

[Ssom]

Originally posted by YogsVR4





" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another"
George Bush, US President


"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
Lee Iacocca

Go figure on these two