If Jesus had a car,......

[taranaki]

Originally posted by NiGhtRider_RS
WWJD? Turbocharge, supercharge..do you think if Jesus had a car..it would be the fastest in the world? I mean..even if it was a prius or a schoolbus or something, I think that based on the premise that he is part of the Holy trinity is enough to think that anything he would drive would smoke all of us. There's no substitue for octane like the holy ghost.:angel: :ylsuper

JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS WORTH A FRESH THREAD!

[ci5ic]

Nah, he'd be creepin' in a lowrider impala or something cruisy like that...

Or a VW bus...

[Damien]

"Dad, when will you take me down to get my license?"

"When your grades get better and you get your hair cut!"

*weeks past"

"So can I go get my license now?"

"Your grades are better, but you still haven't cut oyur hair!"

"I was thinkiing about that dad and well, Moses had long hair and so did Noah and Jesus!"

"Yes son they did. They also walked everywhere they went."



If he did have a vehicle, I'm with ci5ic. It'll be a VW bus! :ylsuper

[Spec2 Girl]

I’m with the others. I just can’t see him driving a fast car somehow. :hehehe:

[Damien]

Maybe it's because of the hippie look???

[taranaki]

Personally, I think he would have a diesel

























And all his mates would say,"Jesus,is this as fast as it goes?" :silly2: :silly2:

[ci5ic]

LOL... who needs turbo or supercharger (or even gas for that matter) when you can call on the hand of god to push your ass down the drag-strip?

[JD@af]

I'm thinking a Yugo, or maybe something as princely as a Ford Festiva, but that's about it. The man lived very humbly.

[Jay!]

So this thread is WWJD? - What Would Jesus Drive?

It's a moot point; Jesus can fly.

[darkness]

But the Devil on the other hand.......................


Old American Muscle Car, 1mpg, jet black with flame paint job, fuzzy dice, giant big block v8

I like his style.

[Judge]

a*lada*Niva.

*+**=*

[JD@af]

Originally posted by darkness
But the Devil on the other hand.......................


Old American Muscle Car, 1mpg, jet black with flame paint job, fuzzy dice, giant big block v8

I like his style.

I'm thinking a Hennessy twin turbo Viper would be fitting for the old "prince of darkness."

[Oz]

Jesus - Toyota Camry (the whole humble/meek thing)
Satan - Worked over Impreza WRX making about 1200hp at the treads with a 6 speed dogbox and 3 puck racing clutch.

[Jay!]

http://www.gluck.net/jesus/

[ci5ic]

Hahaha

Jay, sometimes I think you have a T1 line plumbed directly into your noggin.