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Old 08-12-2002, 10:58 PM
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Restroom Humour...Kiwi Style!
Some oldies I know...but still.....

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.----Women's restroom, Leftfield, Auckland, NZ

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"--- Park bench, Coromandel, NZ

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ---Men's Room, Iguacu, Parnell, NZ

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! ---Women's restroom, Births,Deaths & Marriages, Christchurch, NZ

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Lincoln Green, Henderson, NZ

No wonder you always go home alone.---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Crow Bar, Auckland, NZ

Beauty is only a light switch away.--- 2nd cubicle on right, Bass Bar, Victoria St, Auckland

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.---Restroom, Gynaecology Dept, Waitakere Hospital

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. --- The Janitor (O week), Shadows Bar, Auckland University

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in yourhands.---Men's restrooms,Police stations, NZ wide...
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Those are good!

Haven't seen you around much curious???
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Those are pretty good.
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Haven't seen you around much curious???
By the look of her post,I'D say she's boosting her income with a bit of extra cleaning work.....
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By the look of her post,I'D say she's boosting her income with a bit of extra cleaning work.....
Avatar is the word I do believe there Mr. T!

Yeah, she probably does clean real nice! :licker: :hehehe:
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What were you doing in the MENS toilets Curious??????????

The Panda made me do it!!!
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What were you doing in the MENS toilets Curious??????????
The 'womens' were busy - just checking things out - being a bit Curious
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Avatar is the word I do believe there Mr. T!

Yeah, she probably does clean real nice! :licker: :hehehe:



If i'd meant avatar,I'd have said it.:bandit:
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If i'd meant avatar,I'd have said it.:bandit:
It's ok Mr. T to make mistakes even though you are a mod!
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It's ok Mr. T to make mistakes even though you are a mod!

very good Damien....shall I ban you now or later?






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I think he meant that she might be cleaning bathrooms based on the fact that she has access to all these witticisms, not because her avatar slightly resembles a french maid (which it doesn't really)...
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I think he meant that she might be cleaning bathrooms based on the fact that she has access to all these witticisms, not because her avatar slightly resembles a french maid (which it doesn't really)...
And there goes ci5ic looking to much into it and ruining the fun! :cry:
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Yeah I've read a couple of them before.


All funny
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Re: Restroom Humour...Kiwi Style!
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Originally posted by curious
Some oldies I know...but still.....

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.----Women's restroom, Leftfield, Auckland, NZ

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"--- Park bench, Coromandel, NZ

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ---Men's Room, Iguacu, Parnell, NZ

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! ---Women's restroom, Births,Deaths & Marriages, Christchurch, NZ

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Lincoln Green, Henderson, NZ

No wonder you always go home alone.---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Crow Bar, Auckland, NZ

Beauty is only a light switch away.--- 2nd cubicle on right, Bass Bar, Victoria St, Auckland

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.---Restroom, Gynaecology Dept, Waitakere Hospital

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. --- The Janitor (O week), Shadows Bar, Auckland University

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in yourhands.---Men's restrooms,Police stations, NZ wide...
Well, yeah, if you are like me and find the toilet a mind-numbigly boring place, tagging is a good way of killing the time



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