Idiot's the're everywhere

[goldz28]

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.

The reason:
"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
From HY.39 Dade County Mo.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
He was a Chef?
Yep...From Spring Field Mo.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,!
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Spring Field, Branson ,air termnal __________________________________________________ _____

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Joplin Mo.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."
Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken.
We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a bunch at Tyson Food Monett Mo.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the sake of his own life, couldn't understand why his system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Lawrence County Mo. Sheriffs office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealershhip, Jimmie Mitchell,motors Aurora Mo.
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE
AND They allso VOTE!!!!!!!

[666_speed]

That's funny.

[G-man422]

LMAO, thats some good stuff. lol

[stieh2000]

Is this ALL true? If so, I'm scared. The best was the last one with the locked car.

[G-man422]

I dont think it's true, ......is it?

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by goldz28

when my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealershhip, Jimmie Mitchell,motors Aurora Mo.

is that legal?

[poormillionaire2]

Ahh, that's really sad because I live in MO, and I complain all the time about stupid people. I see a lot of dumb stuff around here too, but I don't take a lot of notice because it happens so much, I guess.

[Savage Messiah]

you see lots of "sumb" stuff eh? I bet you do


That's funny... ahhh ford.

[poormillionaire2]

Originally Posted by Savage Messiah

you see lots of "sumb" stuff eh? I bet you do

Hey, I fixed it, leave me alone. I'm out of school right now and trying to conserve what little brain power I started out with.