fond memories of the forum idiot

[Igovert500]

Well I was looking for a few good AF quotes for the AF OT quote thread, and of course, I thought who better then our old pal burntrice, so after scanning through a few, I thought I'd just post a few up for oldtime's sake/entertainment value Enjoy!

Originally Posted by burntrice087

And yes i drive a Toyota Echo....AKA The ultimate sleeper and still manages a hearty 30-35 MPG city driving......

Originally Posted by burntrice087

Oh yeah i got a bone Stock 98 Mustang v6...Cold air induction and flowmaster exhasut on the way...

Originally Posted by burntrice087

is it possible to mount the 2000+ Cobra R spoiler to a 97 Mustang

Originally Posted by burntrice087

we hopped into my Mustang.....I heard the tell tale WHUMpH of a Cold air intake....He got beside me and i popped my tranny into neutral and let him knew that i too had Cold air induction....hummph he must of felt intimidated

Originally Posted by burntrice087

Realizing i was up against a blown Golf i redline the Echo and dropped into 3rd when my Turbo finally kicked in sending me past the speeding Golf as i quickly cut over....he simply kept on driving straight probbaly a little pissed he got owned by an Econobox on steroids

Originally Posted by burntrice087

ummm anyways ive been debating(too myself) about what car makes other people question your sexuality

Originally Posted by burntrice087

typically you want to shift a little bit beyond 3,000RPM for best fuel economy...For racing however let your rpms climb to near the redline to hit the sweet spot where you will get the most HP and torque

Originally Posted by burntrice087

i have to replace both wiper blades ....the queation is how the hell do i get these suckers off???

Originally Posted by DetroitMuscle15

Some punk in my Military history class wants to race me in his (dont know what year it is) Grand Marquis...He always talks smack about my ride yet he drives a grandpamobile....It has the 4.6L V8 and he thinks its the shitznit.....Ive repeatly told hiom his car is a boat and iam pretty confident i could win.....Can my V6 Mustang take on his Grandpamobile??

Originally Posted by DetroitMuscle15

NO!! i refuse to believe that a 4000LB Boat can kill my 3100 LB Steed...230HP in a huge ass car wont do it any good......Victory is eminent

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

For him.

Originally Posted by DetroitMuscle15

I'll take your advice and i will reluctantly drop my gangster alter ego........

Originally Posted by burntrice087

There pretty quick for 160HP and..i dont suggest racing a 3000GT unless you got plenty of mods to make up for the 3100+lbs that will slow ya down compared to the lightness of the 3000GT/Stealth

Originally Posted by DetroitMuscle15

I took the Stang out earlier so try out my new snow tires Since there was a recent snowfall...when i spotted a debadged Mitsubishi 3000GT......It was black with tinted windows and it had numerous NOS and K&N filter stickers on the rear window...It seemed to have a stock appearance soo i just thought it was a regular 3000GT.....I rolled up and glanced at the car....The passenger and driver both immmeditatly starred at me soo i darted my head away nervously and tryed to pay no atttention to them...Light turned green so i gave it some more gas than usual and ka-baam the rear broke loose and i did a slight fishtail....The 3000GT got a pretty good launch and flew by me as i was trying to correct my direction..I heard the dreaded hiss of a BOV so....i struck a snapple bottle on my head(freakin didnt crack) and just realized i had tryed to outdo a VR-4.......I backed off from chasing them and put away my 12 gauge under my seat and drove back home

Originally Posted by Robs71Nova

Translation:

I enjoyed eating paint chips as a baby.
I was also dropped on my head.
Repeatedly.


"DetriotMuscle" please do us all a favor and stop posting. While your posts are sometimes funny because of the COMPLETE bullshit you make up, its grown to be quite annoying.

Rob

Originally Posted by DetroitMuscle15

I had the gas floored the whole time and i still couldnt gain on him until we hit mild traffic..I finally got beside him and tryed to look cool as i passed him

Originally Posted by DetroitMuscle15

I picked her up from work and on the way there to the dealership i pulled up beside this sweet looking Silver STI..

We were talking about getting my new car and stuff and iam like "mom you def need to get me of one those if i get straight A's

Can we bring him back???

[2.2 Straight six]

some people make like 5 dumb posts...you've already found like 20.

funny stuff. add to quote thread.

[Underground_Killah]

man oh man, great memories

ibl!

[clawhammer]

Priceless.

[Mr. Luos]

nice!

[Musashi3000GT]

I wonder if he finally took my advise and commited suicide
I thought for a long time he was still amongst us but apperently he never came back. Oh well, heres to you Dave *takes a swig of day old Pepsi*...oohhh thats stale!

[SRT-Wannabe]

what about this guy from the honda forum, i was laughing my ass off last night.

Originally Posted by shadyGs-R

why in god names would you put a supercharger on that little 4 cylinder. why not do a turbo will you gain alot more horespower than a supercharger. do you want to go fast or do you want to suck?

Originally Posted by shadyGs-R

hey how about you get on your knees and suck my dick. ill say it to ur face u fucking pussy. i would fucking beat your ass u little shit. you dont no shit about superchargers and carb systems so stop thinking that u do cause you read a fucking book u fucking sissy. some turbocharger can boost almost the same as a supercharger. you will have to read a compressor map. u prob dont no how to do that so thats why ur going with a pussy charger. why not go for a roots charger. or jackson. if u wanna suck so bad get a roots blower. so come to the bronx and call me if u wanna go. get off your knees and stop blowing your father for a supercharger bitch. you fucking ass hole. owned

ps - the only time this noob posts is when hes asking for advice. i didnt diss you but if u wanna bring it mother fucker ill fucking bring it so stfu noob

and this one, when he talked shit to a mod, I couldn't stop laughing

Originally Posted by shadyGs-R

i still dont understand why there are homos in this life. who the fuck are you u fucking retard. dodge what u stupid fuck. SUPERCHARGERS MAKE YOUR CAR GO SLOW. READ A FUCKING COMPRESSOR MAP AND GET REAL HORSEPOWER. IF YOU CAN READ A COMPRESSOR MAP THEN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FIND A TURBOCHARGER THAT GOES FASTER THAN A SUPERCHARGER AND CAN GET POWER AT THROTTLE ALMOST THE SAME TIME A SUPERCHARGER DOSE. BTW YOU STUPID FUCK DO SUPERCHARGERS CAUSE BACKPRESSURE? DONT THINK SO. NO TORQUE. TURBOCHARGER = BACKPRESSURE = TORQUE YOU FUCKING RETARD

[xXxRocker5150]

hahaha I already knew it was gonna' be about burntrice when I saw the thread title, what about that one story that someone translated about how burnt rice got bent over prison style, took it up the ass, and than rode his bike home???

[RSturbo]

Burntrice i miss him with quotes like these...

ummm anyways ive been debating(too myself) about what car makes other people question your sexuality.

I pop my tranny into L to get as much juice outta my V6 and as soon as the line flicked green we both G-unit....

I rev my little 4-banger and he looks over at me like i have COCK written on my forehead

After Months of putting up with my slow and clunky V6, I decided the best way to get loads of new HP and Torque was to finally swap engines. I bought a newly rebuilt 1.7-liter I-4 from a friends old 2001 Honda Civic DX . With only a few minor alterations to the engine mounts it fit perfectly into the engine bay but unfortunatly it didnt mount to the transmission so i took the 5-speed gearbox out of the civic and iam fairly impressed with the new performance......


Every thing he every said was But it was funny to read...

[Chiquae07]

damn if i was only around at that time....

[TheStang00]

i was around when he was detroitmuscle. its probably a good thing hes not around now cause i have a hard time with some of the things Ricer says. i would probably commit suicide with the things he said.

[Underground_Killah]

i remember burnt rice and muscle (remember the awards show?) yea he was a tard, but he was funny... in a "OMG MY HEAD IS GOING TO BLOW UP! STFU!!!" way

[Igovert500]

Originally Posted by RSturbo

Burntrice i miss him with quotes like these...

You joined 4 months ago....he was banned 2 years ago???

[xXxRocker5150]

^wow has it really been that long??!!

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by Igovert500

You joined 4 months ago....he was banned 2 years ago???

yeah i thought that too. if u have 4 posts..how could u possibly know him? i've never heard of him and i joined over a year ago. anyways. that shady-gsR dude sounds like a fag. complaining about new people posting for advice..isn't that sorta the whole point of this site? yeah...