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legends of the Urban kind

The air hostess, as she passed along the aisle of the plane on the
transatlantic flight from Amsterdam to New York noticed that the baby,nestled between the couple who were asleep, didn't look very well in fact it looked extremely ill. Not wanting to disturb anyone she gently lifted up the baby and took it back to her station. Feeling the baby's forehead, she found it was cold and with a sudden panic she realised that the infant was dead. Calling upon a doctor she knew to be on board, he examined the baby and confirmed that, not only was it dead, but it was embalmed. The child's body had been hollowed out and it was full of the drugs that the couple were trying to smuggle into the States.

A young lady is alone in her apartment. She goes to bed with her dog on the floor beside her. In the middle of the night, she is woken up by a strange sound. She is alarmed, but reaches down to the dog, who licks her hand. She is reassured and goes back to sleep. In the morning, she finds the dog hanged in the shower. Where the dog slept, she picks up a note which reads 'Humans can lick too,"

In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favour: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed. She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She went to the police, who raided the
address on the envelope, where they found heaps of human flesh for sale. And what was in the envelope? A note
saying 'This is the last one I am sending you today,"

A male flight attendant was stopping over at Japan. He went to a local bar where a Japanese man and woman approached him. They chatted and had a drink, The man gave him an old traditional Japanese drink. The next memory the flight attendant had, was when he woke up in a bath of ice in a hotel room with agonising pains in his stomach. He managed to pull himself out
the bath and phone the police. He told them everything he could remember, the policeman described the two people and the man said that's what they were like. The policeman calmly told him to get back into the bath and sit there till the police and ambulance had arrived, The mans kidneys had been
removed.
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The second and third really creeped me out since I do that with my dog!

And I am never helping a blind man!

Where did you find these!?! Do you thnk they're real!?!
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the dog one, the bind man one, and the fourth one r freaky i mean its scary
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I've heard the dog one a million times before...

The other three are actually new to me.
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I've heard the dog one a million times before...

The other three are actually new to me.
I will agree with Tangie................The last two were extremely creepy though
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r they true or just stories???
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r they true or just stories???
TARANAKI HELPDESK REPORT....

"An urban legend:

appears mysteriously and spreads spontaneously in varying forms
contains elements of humor or horror (the horror often "punishes" someone who flouts society's conventions).
makes good storytelling.
does NOT have to be false, although most are. ULs often have a basis in fact, but it's their life after-the-fact (particularly in reference to the second and third points) that gives them particular interest."

[color= blue]If you want more legends,or still don't get it [/color]

http://www.urbanlegends.com/
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TARANAKI HELPDESK REPORT....

"An urban legend:

appears mysteriously and spreads spontaneously in varying forms
contains elements of humor or horror (the horror often "punishes" someone who flouts society's conventions).
makes good storytelling.
does NOT have to be false, although most are. ULs often have a basis in fact, but it's their life after-the-fact (particularly in reference to the second and third points) that gives them particular interest."

[color= blue]If you want more legends,or still don't get it [/color]

http://www.urbanlegends.com/
thanx for clearing that up MR.T
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