"Friendship Poem

["Pandamonium"]

Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that
always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well,
here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship.

My Friend...
When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue,... I'll try to dislodge whatever it is that is choking you.
When you smile, ... I'll know you FINALLY got laid.
When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, ... I will tell you awful stories about how much
worse it could be and tell you to quit whinging.
When you are confused, ... I will use small words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick, ... stay the hell away from me until you're
well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you are heaving, ... I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.
When you fall, ... I will piss myself laughing at you.

This is my oath, ... I pledge it till the end. Why, you may
ask?
Because you're my friend!

Forward this poem to ten of your closest friends and then get depressed when you realise you only have two friends and one of them is not speaking to you right now.

The Panda!!!

[D16 V-TEC]

ROFL! Good song Panda, but next time please use smaller words so I don't get so confused .

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
When you are worried, ... I will tell you awful stories about how much
worse it could be and tell you to quit whinging.

You must be speaking from past experiences!! :hehehe:

[speediva]

Now that I like!

[tazdev]

All class.

May have to send that on to some people