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06-24-2002, 03:17 PM
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More Jokes from "Curious"
In this out of the way village there was a man called "onestone".
This wasn't his real name but everyone called him it because he had only one testicle. After years and years of this torment onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him onestone any more. Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, where he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, until she died from exhaustion. The word got around that onestone meant business. Years went by until a woman returned to the village after many years away. She was overjoyed when she saw onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you onestone." Again, onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but she wouldn't die! What is the moral of the story? (Scroll down) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "You can't kill two birds with one stone." Curious made the Panda say it!!!  :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :evillaugh
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06-24-2002, 04:00 PM
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It's not because she's shy!
 Panda know's she can be a BAD, BAD Girl!!! :angel: :evillaugh
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06-24-2002, 05:19 PM
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lolol that is soo funny guy. the part when he shaged the little girl, what if she had not of had her period yet and his d*** had ripped her ***** that could have killed her but oh well, and about the old woman its true old people always want to have s*x im serious well nice joke man hehehehe
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06-24-2002, 05:36 PM
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Hahaha :hehehe: and Ando_Rules your reply is very disturbing.
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06-24-2002, 06:22 PM
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The Panda wonders about Ando_Rules!!!  
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... ----------------------------------------------- Life!!!! I've Seen It And Its Rubbish !!!!! ------------ "The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards."
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06-24-2002, 06:48 PM
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06-24-2002, 06:50 PM
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06-24-2002, 09:13 PM
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:angel: :evillaugh
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... ----------------------------------------------- Life!!!! I've Seen It And Its Rubbish !!!!! ------------ "The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards."
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