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Old 12-21-2005, 10:58 AM
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Do you have a problem...
...with masturbation?

Here are the steps that (according to the Council of the 12 Apostles) will help you get over your addiction:

http://www.remainderedlife.com/2005/...-masturbation/
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Old 12-21-2005, 11:29 AM
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Re: Do you have a problem...
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...with masturbation?

Here are the steps that (according to the Council of the 12 Apostles) will help you get over your addiction:

http://www.remainderedlife.com/2005/...-masturbation/

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Re: Do you have a problem...
No comment other than, wow retarted.
Edit: Maybe the guy that masterbated on his secretary should have read this!
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Re: Do you have a problem...
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...with masturbation?
problem? no, it's not a problem
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i dont have any problems, everything is working in tip top shape. The day that i cant masturbate is when there is a problem.
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wow...i'd like to crank one out on whoever came up with that BS.
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Re: Re: Do you have a problem...
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i dont have any problems, everything is working in tip top shape. The day that i cant masturbate is when there is a problem.
Yeah, then you need some help!
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Follow those steps...or go get laid.
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I love my girlfriend. She does it for me.
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I love my girlfriend. She does it for me.
Feel sorry for you, man. You dont masturbate, she does it for you, which is a plus, but then you dont get laid. Not really a win there.
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