How to destroy a cylinder

[atwork]

I need to fuck up one cylinder on my car so it will only run on 3 cylinders. What can I do to accomplish this? (i dont want to fuck up the entire engine, just 1 cylinder. Dont ask why I need to do this, PLEASE, just give me some answers. Should I use a taller spark plug....etc?..looking for the easiest way to do this and please dont respond with "unplug the spark plug wire or put in a faulty one" cause this is not enough. I need one cylinder to be fucked up.

Advice is greatly appreciated.

[dimefury]

i know you told me not to ask . . . . but why?

anyways, i think if you took out the sparkplug and dropped some BB's or buckshot down into the cylinder, then replaced the sparkplug, that would probably do the trick. of course it might destroy the whole engine too.

if i knew why, i might be able to give you a better answer.

do you want the damage to be reversable or are you really trying to waste an engine?

[4G4D Store]

If I had to guess it kinda sounds like a revenge thing on a car other than his own.

[atwork]

Originally Posted by dimefury

i know you told me not to ask . . . . but why?

anyways, i think if you took out the sparkplug and dropped some BB's or buckshot down into the cylinder, then replaced the sparkplug, that would probably do the trick. of course it might destroy the whole engine too.

if i knew why, i might be able to give you a better answer.

do you want the damage to be reversable or are you really trying to waste an engine?

Dont want to waste the whole engine, just 1 cylinder and thats it.

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by 4G4D Store

If I had to guess it kinda sounds like a revenge thing on a car other than his own.

Or mommy and daddy said they'd buy him a new engine (or car) if his engine went bad.

[dimefury]

Originally Posted by 4G4D Store

If I had to guess it kinda sounds like a revenge thing on a car other than his own.

if this is the case, please don't......

fucking with another man's car is one of the worst things you can do.

you know that they used to hang horse thieves for basically the same thing you are thinking about doing now.

[Kven]

fill the cylinder with water through the spark plug hole...

[corning_d3]

Well, if you want to destoy a cylinder, be sure not to put anything in it you can't get out(insurance, warranty, etc..). As far as how to tear one up...I'm not saying until i know whats going on. I'm not going to give advice on how to f**k up someone else's car....

[livinincalifornia]

sounds reaaalll shady to me.

[Hybrid1990crx]

sounds like hes trying to get a motor from mom and dad. what a loser.

[sblkcamaro70]

HEY HEY HEY LISTEN ok the way it sounds you just want to temperarily screw up the cylinder. (whether to get a free motor from mom and dad or not i dont know) do this. take your oil pan off. then un bolt one of your conneting rods and push it to the top of the cylinder. i am not sure completey if it will completly clear the crank but its worth a try. if your looking to screw up a cylinder then fix it you would the be best off throwing the motor away because you will end up damaging the cylinder walls really bad. then the only way to fix it is to sleeve it. i hope this makes some sense

[civic_boy91]

break off the prong on the spark plug and drop in in the cylender...put the broken plug back in start the car....if your lucky it wont just blow out, its bound to screw something up...and looks like something just went bad...unlike BB's...

[alphalanos]

this is a weird thread. hmm. put a huge screw driver down the spark plug hole then hit it with a huge hammer?

[atwork]

Thanks for the replies. If I were some rich kid wanting a new car,I can think of a million easier ways of going about destroying a motor--and actually having fun doing it. Not the case. Anyway I've decided against it now, lets just say it had to do with a drivetrain warranty and me getting horse-fucked by a shady dealer; but all has been resolved.

Peace out. Oh...and

Originally Posted by Hybrid1990crx

sounds like hes trying to get a motor from mom and dad. what a loser.

Everyone should assume shit about people they dont know, and then call them a "loser". It shows dignity.

[Moppie]

Originally Posted by atwork

Everyone should assume shit about people they dont know, and then call them a "loser". It shows dignity.

Yeah, and asking how to "fuck up a cylinder" with out telling anyone why just fills you with respect