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12-01-2005, 08:05 AM
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Damn you, AF!!! I just can't leave!!
A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by aloud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the falling snow, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door, shivers, and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is snowing hard out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the snow. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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12-01-2005, 08:55 AM
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Re: Damn you, AF!!! I just can't leave!!
 That was unexpected.
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12-01-2005, 09:26 AM
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Re: Damn you, AF!!! I just can't leave!!
Groan.
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12-01-2005, 09:30 AM
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Re: Re: Damn you, AF!!! I just can't leave!!
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12-01-2005, 05:40 PM
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Re: Damn you, AF!!! I just can't leave!!
haha
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12-01-2005, 05:49 PM
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Re: Damn you, AF!!! I just can't leave!!
funney....
ha ha ha....unexpected. that was great. another great joke from tonio...
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12-01-2005, 06:02 PM
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Re: Damn you, AF!!! I just can't leave!!
Ok you can leave now...just kidding.
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12-01-2005, 07:45 PM
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Re: Damn you, AF!!! I just can't leave!!
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12-02-2005, 01:53 AM
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Re: Damn you, AF!!! I just can't leave!!
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12-02-2005, 06:56 AM
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12-02-2005, 12:19 PM
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