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05-31-2002, 03:15 PM
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Ahhhh, the joy of philosophy
Various important philosophical Questions (borrowed from some website)
Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If God dropped acid, would he see people? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Why do people go to hell in a handbasket? If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said, "If I tell you, it would defeat the purpose. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? OK, so what's the speed of dark? If time is constantly rushing by....where does it all go? I don't know, here is my argument for philosophy. :argue: :finger4: 
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05-31-2002, 09:27 PM
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I've got one:
If time flies like an eagle, and fruit flies like a banana, then what does just a plane (plain?) fly like?
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06-01-2002, 07:43 AM
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Re: Ahhhh, the joy of philosophy
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06-01-2002, 09:56 AM
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Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle go the same?
Can you call an Eskimo girl hot? Do bald people wash there head with soap or shampoo? When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not? If a man says something in place that no woman can hear him, is he still wrong? I got millions of them....Never heard some of yours though, Pikachoo. 
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