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10-14-2005, 01:51 AM
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Friday Jokes
Why do they give female names to natural disasters?
When they come on to you, they are all wet and wild. When they leave, your house is gone, your car is gone, your dog is gone. . . What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. Why did God create woman? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her. What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark. Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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10-14-2005, 09:46 AM
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Re: Sexist Jokes, now with 100% more funny
 Just don't show it to any females.
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2001 Honda S2000 New Formula Red Mods: Engine: Comptech Air Intake Box, miscellanous chrome dress up pieces Suspension: Comptech front strut tower bar Exterior: Grillcraft grill, lots of wax Interior: Rick's leather console cover, Muz one-piece luxury floormats, Rick's windscreen, Electronics/Audio: Polk speakers Wheels/tires: 18" SSR Competition wheels with 225/40 and 255/35 tires 
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10-14-2005, 09:51 AM
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Sounds like a good place to post this.
Did you guys know scientist found a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%? It's called wedding cake.
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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10-14-2005, 11:30 AM
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Re: Sexist Jokes, now with 100% more funny
Brilliant
 
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10-14-2005, 12:10 PM
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Re: Sexist Jokes, now with 100% more funny
Those are COOOOOLD BLOODED!!! But I'm on the good side of the stick, so.... HAHA!
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10-14-2005, 12:15 PM
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Re: Sexist Jokes, now with 100% more funny
I liked the one about the space between the breast and hips being called the waist.
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Thought for the Day… Alcohol does not make you fat - It makes you lean... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.  If a prostitute here in America loses her job to a prostitute in India , is that considered "outwhoring"??-Jay Leno
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10-14-2005, 12:43 PM
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Re: Sexist Jokes, now with 100% more funny
cute oz.... I giggled....
and i've decided someone needs to make a giggling smilie...i'd use it allll the tiem!
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*~*KaTe *~* We know exactly where the one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we don't have a clue as to where the thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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10-14-2005, 01:26 PM
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Re: Re: Sexist Jokes, now with 100% more funny
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2001 Honda S2000 New Formula Red Mods: Engine: Comptech Air Intake Box, miscellanous chrome dress up pieces Suspension: Comptech front strut tower bar Exterior: Grillcraft grill, lots of wax Interior: Rick's leather console cover, Muz one-piece luxury floormats, Rick's windscreen, Electronics/Audio: Polk speakers Wheels/tires: 18" SSR Competition wheels with 225/40 and 255/35 tires
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10-14-2005, 02:18 PM
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Fantastic!!
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