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#1
08-18-2005, 09:11 PM
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Stupid Pigeons...
Ok today i felt like a jack ass..sort of..
I'm leaving a lot, and doing like 2mph cause there are pigeons walking accross where i have to drive...like 8 of them.. I beep...BEEP AGAIN...at this point i'm 1ft away from them.. I get out my car, they are UNDER MY CAR, walking around like retards...? I had to literally get my autolock (autotheft device like the club) and bang the floor under my car for them to scurry away... PS i drive away...THEN THEY ALL FLY AWAY.......
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08-18-2005, 09:15 PM
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...
haha. Yeah today I almost hit one. I pulled up to my parking spot, real quick like, and I get out and a see an injured pigeon sitting under the front of my front tire. Literally half an inch from it. Woulda been bad karma if I'd pulled forward any farther
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#3
08-18-2005, 10:45 PM
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The title reminds of Seinfeld:
"Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?!"
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#4
08-19-2005, 12:23 AM
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...
We had a deal!
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#5
08-19-2005, 12:51 AM
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there was a pigeon where i was supposed to park... i rolled at about 1mph litteraly thinking it would just walk away... the next day i looked under my car, and the pigeon was smashed... wtf...
i roled over and crushed a pigeon going 1mph.. i would think that when the tire bumped it it would maybe walk away or something..  i dont even care anymore... run over the bastards... they dont seem to care either
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08-19-2005, 12:55 AM
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...
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08-19-2005, 01:11 AM
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Yeah, screw the damn pigeons! Run em over, they dont care.
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08-19-2005, 09:43 AM
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...
They're suicidal.
Help a pigeon along...drive fast.
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08-19-2005, 03:06 PM
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I know I always try to hit a bird with my car, it's just funny see em like try to scramble real fast out of the way.
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08-19-2005, 07:26 PM
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...
Lol, that's messed up guys.....
The most nasty sh*t was when i ran over a tuna can, and it popped and shot tuna all in my wheel well and on my suspension components... It came off easily but my car stunk of tuna for a month..
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08-19-2005, 09:25 PM
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...
lmao..... stupid ass birds... hahaha... that reminds me of one of the funniest things I ever saw... not on an eternal scale, but at the moment it was that hilarious... anyways, here it is,
my friend was givin me a ride to school, and we were goin down this residential street. There was a group of about 3-4 birds (pidgeons) in the street so he slowed down but not to stop; just so he wouldnt run them over. Anyways they didnt get out of the way in time. One (or more) got demolished by his engine... I know this from the huge cloud of feathers behind the truck, and then I saw one come out from under the truck, attempting to fly, missing half its feathers, and it just couldn't control itsself, it was all floppin around in the air and feathers were still falling off it and then it slammed straight into the side of a van and fell to the ground. I was laughing so hard my side almost split, but my friend was pissed. He hates hurting things, he was all bummed and mad, saying "stupid fucking birds!" That shit was HILARIOUS.... the cloud of feathers was like, the size of a minivan.
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08-19-2005, 09:30 PM
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...
hehe. the related links are trying to sell me racing pigeons
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#14
08-19-2005, 09:35 PM
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yeah.. and there are 200,000 stores.. i had no idea racing pigeons were so popular
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08-19-2005, 09:48 PM
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Re: Stupid Pigeons...
lmao... racing pidgeons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!! new AND used.... I have to invest in this.
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